Write a Letter You Cannot Send (Read the Rules!)

[「 vivien 」]

Dear Dad,

Happy Father's Day, I wish you were back down
here on earth to celebrate with us.

I suppose we can only do that in our imagination..

[ruui]

dear b,
i miss you lots, but do you actually still miss me?
it’s whatever though, as long as you’re happy
im happy, but can i still say that afterwards?
i don’t know, but nonetheless i want you to be happy.
yours truly j

[passione]

dear me,

i hate you

[Lexiffer]

DH,

I get you're not happy where we are living now. I'm trying so hard to keep it together and earn the money to buy a house, but you complaining about our apartment and wanting to hurry up and move is stressing me to the max. I'm skipping breakfast and lunch just to afford both mine and your half of the savings you're not committing to. Your half isn't even equal to mine and you're still falling behind. I've even gotten a rather painful implant to secure our financial situation and make you feel better despite it upsetting me. I want to have a bright and happy future with you, but so much is going on at once that I can't keep up and I feel like I can't be the woman you deserve or expect me to be. I'm exhausted. My emotions are out of control. I just don't know what to do with my life anymore...but yet, I still love you deeply. I need you to understand my stress sometimes and why I'm not always motivated to clean or fold clothes. I need you to understand why sometimes I cry over wasting food or forgetting to do something. I need you to just help me. I can't do this by myself. Besides, weren't you the one that told me a long time ago it takes two to tango?

[Dragonhorse]

You have nooooo idea how badly I want to send this. Not gonna say what site this is about, so please don't ask, but it isn't this one.

I appreciate your feedback on my stories, but based on the tone of your message, I'm afraid I am no longer interested in offering you my services. You complimented my creativity but said I lack grammatical capability, when I know that grammatical accuracy is one of my greatest strengths. I happen to be quite adept at "sneaky English rules," having minored in Creative Writing in college. No one's grammar is perfect, however, and I embrace learning in all its forms, provided it does not come smothered in barely-concealed slights. If you share a similar interest in learning, I would be glad to point out your own grammatical errors in your previous message.

I do understand why reading level matters so dearly to this site. Clarity and brevity are the essence of communication. This sometimes results in children being able to understand a message intended for adults, which I'm sure you would agree is an unfortunate side effect on a mature cat-breeding simulation. Therefore, it is surely no loss to reject me as a candidate, as my writing is intended to be understood by all ages. Thank you for your time, and have an evening as enjoyable as mine has been.

- Spring Greenleaf

[cutesy]

dear ds
i wish you liked me
i really look up to you and i wanna talk to you all the time but we never talk n it makes me sad
i dont think you like me alot
i wish you did you seem really fun and i love talking to you whenever i get the chance
i wish you saw my messages trying to say hi but i dont think you ever do and if you do you might be ignoring them which is even worse

dear tr
i love talking to you and i know you say the same about me but you never seem rly engaged in our conversations
i really do love speaking to you and its great because i can message you anytime because i know youll be there
i wish you messaged me first sometimes it gets a little tiring to be the only one who talks much

dear lu
lol i miss you so much i just regret everything i did and said to you i wanna start over

dear lo
you messed me up so bad i dont ever want anything to do with you ever again i get so mad n sad thinking of you

dear ra
you were annoying i hope you know that everytime you said something bad about me it hurt my self esteem so bad to have my only friend and my best friend talking like that about me

dear ca
i think of you smetimes nd i miss what we had but its whatever you know

[Skyhawk]

dear you,
yes, you
things have been good recently but you've got to buckle down and concentrate now
we don't have this time forever
this next year's going to be hard
you're going to have to push through
but stick to a routine
start early
start fresh
and you're bound to make it
be confident
like I know you can be
chin up, head held high
because you are strong and powerful and independant
and nobody can say otherwise

[kanata]

dear s,

is it over, finally?
i wish i could get it across to you. how much you've affected me, ruined my life, none of it is positive.
i assume you'll see this, like the person you are, you'll check again compulsively because why not? you always do.
i had feelings for you, i really did, however i regret all of it.
i regret being so naive in the first place. i was so utterly stupid and young, i told myself that it was okay as long as people were happy.
leave me alone.
don't think about me ever again, please.
let me live my life.
don't dedicate an entire friend group to hating me.
don't hate your friends for defending me.
i will do the same, continue doing what i will do.
don't think about me.

[Lexiffer]

Dear B,

Honestly, I really wish you would stop faking your hospital trips. It's a waste of everyone's time, stress, and money. There is nothing wrong with you other than your craving for attention. Your son has lost all respect for you and so have I. I can't even take you seriously anymore. One of these days you're gonna cry wolf and you're actually gonna need true medical help and nobody will take you seriously. You'll die a lonely death if you keep this up. Life is more than being on a pity party over things that didn't really happen. Please grow up for once and act your age. For petes sake, you're over twice my age! Everyone can see right through your lies, you hypochondriac. I hope you're proud of yourself...

[cutesy]

you make me feel so horrible about myself sometimes i just wish youd stop talking to me i try not to talk to you but you always come back to me