by EncyOf » Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:09 pm
At my friend's house for a sleepover.
My other friend (We'll call her Anti) and the friend who's house I'm at (We'll call her Pro) and me are all sitting at a table eating our pizzas. They're mini pizzas, and I like pizza. Pro likes puns. I somewhat like puns. Anti hates puns. Pizza, soda, toppings, so many pun-ssibilities. Pro starts off the pun barrage with a tomato pun. I aid in her war against Anti's sanity with some cooking puns, as well as some soda puns. Anti leaves the room. Anti returns, literally crying. Can't tell if it's because she's laughing, or if it's because she's just so disappointed. Pro's mom throws in a few puns. Anti is not amused, but laughs at a couple of mine because mine are always better. Much punage. Anti leaves again, and goes upstairs. She promptly locks us out of Pro's room, so we scream more puns at her.
I am a terrible person.
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