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[pizilo]

a few years ago i thought it'd be a cute idea to put a little "mail slot" on my locker for people to put notes in. i spent a few hours making it out of paper and decorating it. i put it up, went to lunch, and on my way back from lunch i saw pieces of it, torn up and scattered all over the hallway. people are mean. so that was fun to clean up...

[Shiny Sylveon]

When I was about 3-4 years old, I was still very small and still in diapers at night to prevent nighttime accidents. My new puppy decided to follow me into the bathroom one night, and he stole my new diaper out of my hand. Being the naturally silly toddler I was, I decided to run after him. I crawled through the back doggy door, and ran out into the backyard...naked from the waist down. My mom heard something from the backdoor in her bedroom. She peeked out her window to see me chasing the dog nude. Never heard the end of it.

[puppyeyez94]

Wetting myself from getting scared of my teacher before a concert

[bluebudgie]

So I was at a friend of my parents house and we were sitting outside. I went inside to go to the bathroom, and when I returned, I didn't see the screen door. (It looked invisible don't judge) I walked right into it and dislodged it. Thankfully we were able to put it back or I would have died.

When I was younger, I was randomly kissed by a guy, in front of my friends, and his parents. It was awkward.

[JK341]

So I was at a friend of my parents house and we were sitting outside. I went inside to go to the bathroom, and when I returned, I didn't see the screen door. (It looked invisible don't judge) I walked right into it and dislodged it. Thankfully we were able to put it back or I would have died.

Oof i have done this way too many times! On one occasion though i ripped the screen part right out of the frame! Dx

[Herlock Sholmes]

Okay I want to erase this moment from my memories forever.

A few months ago I had a ballet photo shoot and had to dress up in my costume, wear heavy-duty makeup, etc. When I got to the studio, I was helping a friend with their costume when I turned around and saw the back of the photographer's head. Hmm, looks familiar. He turns around and boom, it was without a doubt, MY ENGLISH TEACHER. I wanted to die. There I was standing in front of him in a funky costume with a ton of makeup on. I said "Hi Mr.___" and he said "Oh hey how's it going, (insert my name here)" After pausing for a really long time I said "Yeah its good". It was the most awkward exchange of words of my life. We both just turned around and continued doing what we were doing before the encounter.

The worst part when I had to get my solo shot done. Yikes. At first it was going alright, I chose a pose that would be relatively easy and not require too many adjustments or retakes so that I could minimize any interactions with my English teacher, the photographer. As it turned out, if you chose an easier pose, you needed to have a more interesting facial expression. I was toying around with expressions for a few shots until my ballet teacher said to me "I need you to look seductively at the camera" and YOU KNOW WHO WAS BEHIND THE CAMERA THAT I HAD TO LOOK SEDUCTIVELY AT?!?!?! THAAAT'S RIGHT MY DUDES! IT WAS MY ENGLISH TEACHER. So I just put on the most intensely serious expression I could muster and it turned out to be perfect. But holy crap I was internally screaming the entire time.

[fiirstcrush]

I have really bad menstrual cramps, And once I got them in a party, Like hardcore got them, and so I just started bawling in the middle of a party.
A party full of like 20 adults
and one crying teenager

My family will never let me forget it QQ


Bonus story
when i was in like 3rd grade a 5th grader that bullied my best friend at the time apparently had a crush on me and kissed me on the cheek and said
"If i was the last man on earth would u date me"
me: 'no'
"if i was dangling off a cliff would u save me"
me: 'no'
then he kissed me again and i broke down in a panic attack cause i didn't know what to do
fun times

[notetoself]

i have two similar stories that are embarrassing..

i was in seventh grade, and i was in class and everyone was working on something. the whole room was completely silent. all of the sudden, i felt the need to sneeze.. (i have a very load sneeze).. i sneezed so loud and everyone stopped their work and looked up asking who sneezed. my teacher saw and heard me sneeze and she pulled me over to her desk and said i need to learn how to control my sneeze better. she made me sit in the "take a break" corner for ten minutes.. that was interesting..

here's another sneeze story..

it was freshman year of highschool, and i was in theology class. the teacher was in the middle of teaching and i sneezed really loud.. a few people around me were a bit scared because of this huge sound coming from a small person. i was in the front row and my teacher went to get a paper towel and wiped my desk. he then asked the people around me if they were okay. it was a running joke for about a week. i'm not sure why i had embarrassing sneeze stories, but that's just how it goes

[Skizzle222]

This may not be very embarrassing to many, but it was traumatically embarrassing for me.
So my two friends have a habit of 'shipping' me with every guy I introduce them to, and I forgot about this and introduced them to my crush. They immediately took me aside and they both told me the same thing "I can see you two together and its adorable", this was the first time I had blushed in months, and I started panicking, so I said, in front of him, "Me and him are not dating, never will." and it was out of panic that I said this. A month later he is dating one of my closest friends(They're adorable together), and she tells me that he liked me and would talk about me a loooooot but then I friend zoned him, I had forgotten about this event, so I asked what he meant by that, and she repeated the events that happened, she then said if I wanted to date him she'd step down(I said no of course because she loves him), and I kinda felt bad because apparently that night he was gonna ask me to date him ;-;

[nightmarixx]

last night when i burnt three holes on my paper plate, when i had it in the microwave.

the other time, when i couldn't go to the bathroom, and uhh just ended up going on the floor. they still never let me live this down ahaha