Things That Amuse You V.3

[Sciencin']

MY MOTHER WALKED INTO MY ROOM WHILE I WAS CHATTING WITH SOME FRIENDS OF MINE AND ASKED ME WHAT I WAS DOING AND I INSTINCTIVELY SWITCHED OVER TO MY SCIENCE TEACHER'S GOOGLE CLASSROOM PAGE BECAUSE THE DISCUSSION WAS NOT EXACTLY APPROPRIATE AND SAID 'TALKING TO FRIENDS' AND SHE PEERED OVER MY SHOULDER AND ASKED WHO EXACTLY I WAS TALKING TO, I TOLD HER MY FRIENDS' NAMES AND SHE SAID "how about your friend <insert obviously male name here>?" AND I WAS SO CONFUSED BUT THEN I REALIZED SHE WAS LOOKING AT THE GOOGLE CLASSROOM AND HIS NAME WAS BELOW EVERY ANNOUNCEMENT HE POSTED AND I JUST. SAT THERE LAUGHING FOR A FULL FIVE MINUTES BECAUSE APPARENTLY SHE THOUGHT I WAS TEXTING SOME GUY WHICH WOULD BE ABOUT THE MOST UNCHARACTERISTIC THING FOR ME (IM TOO BUSY NOT HAVING A SOCIAL LIFE) WHEN IN ACTUALITY I WAS LOOKING AT MY SCHOOL ASSIGNMENTS?? OH YES MOM IM FLIRTING WITH THIS DUDE, HAVE U EVER HEARD A BETTER PICKUP LINE THAN 'Mole Quiz 3- Due May 12' AND 'Stoichiometry-% Yield'? I DIDN'T THINK SO

[Scarlet Janefox]

^ I'm dying :'D

We're starting a project in Biology and we had to write next to our name what reptile our project will be about, and my friend proceeded to write down "Donald Trump" next to my name.

Why, yes

That's a great project idea sir

Best reptile on the planet

[HardcoreAarmau]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12476309/1 ... -Adventure
So I write this small kind of stupid story, and I look at how many views it has and there is 61 views, 1 review, and no favs. I feel kinds of sad now.





Also, earlier today I got a headache (stupid allergies), and was standing alone at break. Two of my friends decided to literally drag me toward them. I topple over because the tugged me eight into some kid and start bleeding. They stand there laughing, and I glare at them and stomp away. The only good part is that I got free food from one of them as they try to figure out what they did to make me mad. I'm thinking, YOU FREAKING SHOVED ME INTO SOME RANDOM KID LADY, AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE AT YOU HAVE NO ODEA WHAT YOU DID???!!!

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the inconsistency of my emotions and interests.

[DYANII]

this isn't going to be funny to anyone else but when you look up
'funny jokes' a bunch of minions jokes pop up and idk why but me and my friend find it so funny :')
some of our favs:
' i love you' 'i love you too!' HINDU STATUS. COM
"my boss told me to have a good day,so I went home"
"your the bombbb"
"when someone calls you ugly tell them your not a mirror"
and the best one even though it makes no sense

I counted 196 cows,i rounded up,I have 200 now.
(get it because you round them all up and yeah dumb jokes)
but at first I read it as Z00 instead of 200 and I thought that was the joke
then when me and her were walking up the stairs I finally understood the joke and it hit me like a train

also my really bad spelling.We were doing the circle of fifths and my music teacher asked what is the saying for the order of sharps (FCGDAEB) so instead of doing the fat cats go down blah blah I said Fresh QUESADILLA! and I didn't even notice till the whole class was laughing at me and someone said quesadilla doesn't start with a C. I was sitting next to a friend that I call caseadilla and I was thinking about that name so I can't be blamed all the way.

my latin teachers had a baby together and they teach it charts and idk why but it funny to me because I just think of them yelling ERO ERIS ERIT to their baby instead of reading it stories

[Guest]

[dudevinci]

brendon urie hears i write sins on the radio
he's like
"oh this is familiar hmm.. is it.. fall out bo-OOOOOH"

[Scottish9]

Theatre moments:

Guy: Use singers' saving grace, gashdarnit! *Makes me use it*

Sister: So are any of you guys my sister's secret buddy (it's like a secret santa thing we do)
Girl: I freaking love (my name here)
I don't think she understood the question, but still!

When your sister and your crush plan your future wedding while you're onstage and there is gonna be underwater bottle-dancing apparently?

[creed.]

brendon urie hears i write sins on the radio
he's like
"oh this is familiar hmm.. is it.. fall out bo-OOOOOH"

"tHIS IS ME !!!!!!! IM SINGING !!!!!!"

[Cruxich]

describing my life to people: