Things That Amuse You V.3

[Guest]

tfw you're so tired you forgot it was your birthday tomorrow until friend gifts you

[frobischer]

The fact 2 boys in our class called my maths teacher "daddy"

and many versions of the word.

I have no idea why

but it was funny

and terrifying

me @ my cute history teacher tbh

[Cruxich]

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[i<3 wolves678]

I've honestly had the most awful week cause my school is just horrendous when it comes to hiring encouraging staff members who can do the jobs they're assigned, but if there is one thing that makes it better it's this.

My school is that bad that one of the 6 framed certificates in the reception to show their achievements is a participation award.

They have achieved so little competition wise that they resort to framing participation awards.

slow clap
At least u tried

[little sunshine]

[Faybell]

Saw a spider crawling on my arm. I freaked and went to brush it off but it did a cool looking acrobatic move and jumped off and descended to the floor on his string of web... it was pretty cool; glad I didn't kill it before it jumped off. I don't mind spiders but I don't like them-or any insect for that matter, crawling on me haha.

[Cruxich]

I was walking and a random guy called out asking me and my sister's friend if we were joining the Marine Corps, in a joking manner of course.

It was probably because of my appearance. I have a fully shaven head, and I'm wearing a brown tanktop and camo colored pants, something that a soldier might be wearing and look like lol.

[Wyverncult]

snzbhnzxbcnzx i bought a furby baby a few weeks ago and i just now figured out how to safely take him out of the box and. the moment that i put his batteries in he started yelling in furbish and for like, 15 minutes straight i was panicking talking with my friends trying to figure out what the HELL was goiNG ON AND WHETHER IT WAS OKAY SINCE IT KEPT JUST GOING. "AA!! AAAA!!" EVERY 2 MINUTES SHFNSDXXVCM

hi im purple i'm a highly capable human being who absolutely does not panic over the well-being of 20-year-old soft and fluffy toy robots. what are you talking about,

[Scottish9]

When you realize that you're gonna have to help three people with their stage makeup for the whole show run....

I left one of them to put on eye shadow while I paid attention to someone else for ten seconds, and he ended up looking like a raccoon.

I love those three people though, they're great

[bromance]

ME WHO CANT PLAY HANZO AT ALL PRESSES Q AND CARRIES MY TEAM BY HEADSHOTTING OUT OF LUCK