I have a list of funny things that I've heard people (me, family, friends) say and I love going back an re-reading some (i'll post some PG examples and who said them

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"I didn't look up Ewan McGregor, I went on Luke's blog - Me
"Supporting LGBTs with rainbow poop." - My stepdad
"Squeezing Stanley, imagine that." - my totally not gay English teacher said this in response to Marlon Brando in a Streetcar Named Desire after an innocent comment about making lemon juice (i'm not sure he meant to say it out loud)
"Stop fat shaming the cat." - Me telling off my stepdad
"ployfluid sexuality gay unicorns" - my friend Aiden, I can't even remember the context
I'm gonna stop or this is gonna be a very long post.