Things That Amuse You V.3

[Sciencin']

my friend and I were talking about something and I said 'shark shoes' and she thought I said 'shark toes'

pros of being an artist: shark toes
cons of being an artist: shark toes are the only time i've ever practiced drawing feet, ever

[ArtsheepNZ]

"If you don't have any petit four cases, line the holes in a mini muffin tin with small squares of clingfilm. spread melted chocolate over it then peel it away before serving"

yes. I am happy with this.

[taichi]

I was on Snapchat, whilst watching a few MVs. The result ended up being my bias in every filter possible, and I'm pretty sure that doing what I just did should be illegal.

[Aliria]

"The kitchen smelled of burning flesh, but when the oven cooled, and they opened the door, there was nothing inside but a blackened husk, now crisped and turned to carbon, and a small iron key."

...

Sounds about right.

[Scottish9]

Zach: Don't worry; he's a really good writer

Stine: the...night...was...cold. No. Cold was the night!

It's me trying to write!

[beeb]

"she's so small she must have been pretty much unnoticeable there, but the girl with the perfect cheekbones isn't fooled."

what even

[durden.]

"History is happening in Manhattan and we just happen to be the greatest city in the world!" -From my Hamilton book

Well, I don't even live near Manhattan so yea.

[Gristle]

[Keir;]

"History is happening in Manhattan and we just happen to be the greatest city in the world!" -From my Hamilton book

Well, I don't even live near Manhattan so yea.

I have two books next to me...

"She ate the best dinner of her life while unseen musicians played her top ten tunes and the sun went down over the blooming apple trees in the orchard." - Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

"Their gazes slid over to Will--who, still standing on the table, had drawn one of his icy blades from his belt--and came to rest on Tessa." - The Infernal Devices: Clockwork Angel

[Zorana_Dragon]

When you see something like:
"You might have to hunt for quite a while before you find the prize banner, but don't give up!"
then find one right away.