Things That Amuse You V.3

[Cruxich]

"Russian Service is seldom, if ever, used in the typical American home today, except for strictly formal occasions when the host and hostess assume no responsibility whatsoever."

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[Sciencin']

"Russian Service is seldom, if ever, used in the typical American home today, except for strictly formal occasions when the host and hostess assume no responsibility whatsoever."

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"But whereas the curvature is enormously important on the scale of the horizon's 300-trillion-kilometer circumference, its effects are minuscule on the scale of your 1-kilometer spaceship; the curvature-produced tidal force between one end of the starship and the other is just one-hundredth of a trillionth of Earth gravity (10^-14 g), and between your own head and feet it is a thousand times smaller than that!"

......................Oh.
...Maybe I'd have better luck if the nearest book sitting on my desk wasn't "Black Holes and Time Warps".

[Kyar]

"Russian Service is seldom, if ever, used in the typical American home today, except for strictly formal occasions when the host and hostess assume no responsibility whatsoever."

???

"But whereas the curvature is enormously important on the scale of the horizon's 300-trillion-kilometer circumference, its effects are minuscule on the scale of your 1-kilometer spaceship; the curvature-produced tidal force between one end of the starship and the other is just one-hundredth of a trillionth of Earth gravity (10^-14 g), and between your own head and feet it is a thousand times smaller than that!"

......................Oh.
...Maybe I'd have better luck if the nearest book sitting on my desk wasn't "Black Holes and Time Warps".

I have two that are equidistant stacks of books am I right so

"They were a people of deep religious feeling, but they had little imagination."
or
"Give myself two hours coming and going so I can stay out a his way."

yiKES

[sky dancer.]

"the 8 week detox plan."

accurate.

[blahblah208]

"There are a lot of uncomfortable glances, and someone coughs."

Oh noooo. This doesn't bode well >_>

[vampz]

"There are a lot of uncomfortable glances, and someone coughs."

Oh noooo. This doesn't bode well >_>

"We tried some more examples."
perhaps it would be best if i kept some storybooks in my room rather than
algebra guides and "for dummies" series.

[nah]

"even in my head, the words sounded crazy"
uh

[Brainiac5]

"His boots gleamed, and he sported a cane, black and simple, but with a stylized handle sporting the finely carved head of some animal Tahiri did not recognize."

Alrighty then.

[Yveltal]

"she hadn't told her parents everything she had seen, but she'd woken up screaming enough nights for them to get the general idea of what the future held."

i'm slightly concerned.

[Cruxich]