Things That Amuse You V.3

[saturnalia]

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[friday]

^^^Probably offsite trading

My little brother used to throw away spoons.
Now all the forks are gone.

[Sciencin']

My little sister just summed up my entire personality in the best way I've ever heard
Me, her, and the youngest sister were sitting at the kitchen table, and the middle one was staring at the mayo for a few seconds and completely out of the blue said something along the lines of "I wonder which one of us would be the most likely to eat a whole spoonful of mayo"
and I was a bit confused because where the heck did this come from? But I was even more confused when she turned to me and said "It would totally be you."
And I was offended, because mayo is disgusting and the bane of my entire existence... but then she replied with "No, but that's exactly why. You hate mayo. So you'd see the mayo and think to yourself, 'Damn I hate that stuff. ...I should totally eat a spoonful of it.'"
I
can't argue with this?? I am this kind of person?? "That looks DISGUSTING. ...Of course I want to try some."

[emporio!]

So I'm in class, and me Geometry teacher mister ElNemer just busts out singing Hollaback Girl and I for one am not ashamed at knowing all the lyrics and singing with him

[Snow's Storm]

I was in Latin today and someone mentioned something about hippos. Our teacher then went on a ten-minute long spiel about hippos, ending by saying that their name is Latin for "river horse."

[demonias]

whenever our team's composition isn't looking too great on overwatch, i'll hop on team voice chat for a second, put on my most feminine and sweet voice i can muster, and ask if our team can switch to a tank or two. nine times out of ten, someone switches immediately.

my voice is quite deep for a teenaged cis girl. i'm jealous of all the girls who sound like an angel when they speak, lol.

[the batter]

this is hilarious

[Zone0Neko]

this is hilarious

i love how ridiculous some of the courtship dances of birds are
it's like
"look at my bright plumage look how i shake it please mate with me"

[Tsar]

this is hilarious

Last year I made a signature using that gif with lyrics from a song about an evil tyrant.
Oh, and I used Comic Sans for the font.
It was a beautiful signature.

[Bequen]

You know what amuses me? The way my boyfriend makes faces when he thinks and I ask him "what's on your mind?" Or "whatcha thinking about?" And he's all defensive like "nothing...." and I'm like "y'all I saw your face you boob" and he tells me but sometimes it's something he's embarrassed to tell me about like something inappropriate (especially if it involves me because then I have to tickle him for him to tell me) or something completely random like "I was thinking about how.... I don't know I'm still just so (freaking) shook that they have a dill pickle flavored e-juice. That's... that's so nasty...."