Things That Amuse You V.3

[Aliria]

[vampz]

i really need to visit soon again

[emporio!]

I was playing prop hunt about an hour ago and there was this dude who was a ninja garbage bin, and I can't get the image of these people shooting a trash can (and missing bc he's a ninja) out of my head

[a snoozing skerple]

note to anyone using windows 7 - before you have a nervous breakdown because your audio suddenly stopped and the internet says that it's a common, nigh-irrepairable glitch... make sure the volume controller on your headphones is turned up as well as on the audio programs, and keep in mind that speakers will automatically mute if you have headphones plugged in.
this has been an "i have been very stupid tonight" moment, thank you for your time.

[Scottish9]

Ha. So I entered an Oekaki OC-making competition because the runner had some cool lines for us to use. I made three entries - two cool-looking ones and a simple brown one. That brown one won me 50 C$ and two store pets, which I did not know were prizes! I literally entered for the lineart!

Also Chris Pratt as peter Quill and the entire Guardians of the Galaxy crew

[Via.]

I love it when you get water in your ear but you can't get it out no matter what and when you are on your side while sleeping it just drips out and its so satisfying to get it out of your ear.

[Tsar]

and not surprisingly, I'm in the background going off on a sentimental rabbit trail that contributes nothing of any amusement or interest to the conversation.

[durden.]

So I was in a group chat and I sent 50 or so memes all at once and everybody blocked me. Still tryna get them to unblock me ahh!

[Books•Are•Life]

So in PE at school, we had to play soccer. I turn to my friend and say, 'I'm just going to be helpful by staying out of the way."

Then she looks at me and says, "All we have to do is run around and kick balls."

I just stared at her and she replied, "Yes, I realise how wrong that sounds."

I blame my friends for any non innocence I might have.

[Cruxich]

Look at how pure and soft this duck is