Things That Amuse You V.3

[pirateking]

Yesterday I had a friend over and we were sitting on my bed watching netflix. I accidentally jabbed him on his side (where he is very, VERY ticklish) causing him to make the strangest sound ever, slap me in the throat then dramatically roll off the bed hahaha.

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I just have to share these. Brilliance.

[idiosyncrasy]

The fact that Desmond's hair stays nice throughout the whole entire Hacksaw Ridge movie
liKe wHaT hAiRgEl Do YoU uSe

[Cruxich]

Realizing how many edgy preteens will romanticize you when that movie based on your high school years comes out:

[Sciencin']

Realizing how many edgy preteens will romanticize you when that movie based on your high school years comes out:

good lord that is actually a terrifying thought just imagine that one day some child will look at your school yearbook photo and start laughing really hard because 'oh my god yOU WORE T-SHIRTS AND PONYTAILS? THE MOVIES DIDN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP?'

[Scarlet Janefox]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing a game.

Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It's a refrigerator, silly, it can't climb trees!

Why did the cyclist fall off his bike? He was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

[idiosyncrasy]

(spoons rattle)

[wayward will]

I showed this to my friend and she was really confused and then
Me: He's smoking a pipe
Friend: I thought he was eating ants off a stick
eating ants off a stick

wth he's a hobbit not a chimpanzee

[a snoozing skerple]

web-based providers excessively "upgrading" themselves out of usefulness
like the email providers that suddenly decide they wanna be the new skype! so they hide your inbox.
or the other email that decides to force people to redo their passwords longer and longer every week, and then insist you have a second email linked to it or you can't reset your password until you have one
or the game program that decides to randomly revert to a completely different version of your user and password.. yknow, just for the heck of it.
or like the video host deciding they feel like erasing everyones playlists one day cause mehhh aren't channels prettier?

[_deactivated_]

(league talk)
2 pentakills on an enemy twitch directly back to back
riot
nerf his ult please