Things That Amuse You V.3

[Athaerys]

My friend sent memes to the admins of a web game we play, and she got a warning from it. I am just imagining the staff seeing the email thinking of a situation and seeing memes instead. That just always makes me laugh.

[Carnations]

Fact of the day;; Don't walk down stairs in the dark kids, you could trip.

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Yesterday, in one of our classes, there are only two other girls besides me, and one of them was gone, so it was just me, one of my friends, and about 23 guys.
We were suppose to do karaoke, and the teacher said a girl asked to leave because it was getting too loud, and would sent kids to SLC (basically in-class detention) if they were misbehaving or singing too loud.
A few minutes later I told my friends I was going to leave leave cause it was getting too loud for me, she said she was going to go too, so we got permission to left the classroom, and a while later 2 guys came out and another guy was kicked out.
For the fact that singing made me, my friends, and two guys leave the classroom amuses me, as well as how horribly they were singing beforehand.

[ghostie✞]

i have an english teacher named "mr.bond" but his first name is not james. seems sort of like a missed opportunity am I right?

[abxy]

Indigo is a precious disgusting piece of garbage who I will protect and fight for but probably also slap in the face

gosh dang it stop being so cute you're supposed to be the one i hate in the comic but no you've been a qt since i first saw that dang face
uGH

[atychiphobia]

I like to mess with them by saying animal noises, such as moo, oink, or turtle noise. It gets them so frustrated

We have callers call us all the time, there was one saying he had a warrant for my grandfather arrest and he had to pay however much money to not be arrested or something..? I can't believe the things they can think up! But just as well we think up better...
There was one trying to sell us dodgy electricity and my brother decided he wanted to take on this one, let me just replay the conversation from memory..
Phone: hello is this mr ____ (not revealing thattt)
Brother: yeah (lyingggg)
Phone: I'm calling about your electricity
Brother: I don't have electricity
Phone: what
Brother: I don't have electricity
Phone: then how am I speaking to you
Brother: my shoe
Phone: what...?
Brother: I don't have a phone I'm using my shoe
Phone: *silence*
Phone: hangs up

It was so HILARIOUS 😂 😂😂

[ForgottenxSoul]

A WILD DITCHACHU

fun fact I literally just drew this now...it is like almost 1am...what am I doing with my life

I know I messed up his markings but that is the point-

This was funnier in my head...

edit:: I made it easier to read...I'm editing this post too much

Pretty much my face whenever I have to do something I don't want to. Excuse my while I use this as a reaction image if I can, this is gold. I laughed way too hard at this.

We all do stupid things at 1am, this is an example of that.

[Scarlet Janefox]

I read a pretty good book this week.

It was How to Make the Perfect Breakfast by Chris P. Bacon.

[christina.]

how much i still love sky high after all these years C:

[Brainiac5]

how much i still love sky high after all these years C:

SAME

[zhongluc]

my mom just texted me saying "Thanks. Chicken legs." and i cannot stop laughing