Things That Amuse You V.3

[ShutterBeetle]

This poor chicken's unfortunate name (given by the name generator lol)


Pet's name: Christmas Dinner
Adopt virtual pets at Chicken Smoothie!

I mean. The name generator wasn't wrong.

I know! I didn't think twice at the adopt page before I saw what I was adopting. Then I started laughing. Poor chicken, its' fate has been sealed.

[atychiphobia]

When people try to tease and make fun of me because I'm an equestrian. They make silly little jokes like calling me horse, or neighing when attention is focused on me. They make some unnecessary jokes too, but I won't talk about those.
Like, what's so bad about me and horses? They're trying to gain something on me by harassing me about some fact which quite frankly I'm perfectly fine with. It's basically trying to insult someone for something that they don't care about, like a model for being skinny, a loud person for being annoying, a comedian for not taking things seriously! There teasing an equestrian for being into horses?
Lol I just find this hilarious, obviously these people know nothing about anything.
(Btw this wasn't meant to sound like a rant, I genuinely find this hilarious)

[Dama]

I watched a video last night about one of those scammers that call up people telling them they have a virus on their computer. This particular scammer in the video, claiming they were from Microsoft, called up a former Microsoft employee. What an unlucky guy lol

[vampz]

I watched a video last night about one of those scammers that call up people telling them they have a virus on their computer. This particular scammer in the video, claiming they were from Microsoft, called up a former Microsoft employee. What an unlucky guy lol

they call us all the time and it's a pain. so we like to have a little fun messing with
them sometimes c':

[kolechia]

because my boyfriend's mother is really controlling and doesn't trust him she used to stalk his phone and take loads of message out of context and things

As a result, we used to talk in Morse code (as we have a translator) so she couldn't read the messages easily.

He doesn't live with her anymore as his dad now more control over him but we still sometimes talk like that, for old times. It is rather funny and anybody reading our messages would be very confused.

[Guest]

^^^ relationship goals right there

also @sciencin i didn't know you run a tumblr blog

[Dama]

I watched a video last night about one of those scammers that call up people telling them they have a virus on their computer. This particular scammer in the video, claiming they were from Microsoft, called up a former Microsoft employee. What an unlucky guy lol

they call us all the time and it's a pain. so we like to have a little fun messing with
them sometimes c':

name change I've never had a scammer call me, but I'd love one just to mess with them. There was another video I saw where the guy set up a virtual machine and swapped the C and Enter key around, created a program that looked like internet explorer but it creates a bunch of temp files and created an unremovable message box whenever they tried to access internet explorer in the windows start menu. It was hilarious and they got so frustrated.

[Books•Are•Life]

I watched a video last night about one of those scammers that call up people telling them they have a virus on their computer. This particular scammer in the video, claiming they were from Microsoft, called up a former Microsoft employee. What an unlucky guy lol

they call us all the time and it's a pain. so we like to have a little fun messing with
them sometimes c':

name change I've never had a scammer call me, but I'd love one just to mess with them. There was another video I saw where the guy set up a virtual machine and swapped the C and Enter key around, created a program that looked like internet explorer but it creates a bunch of temp files and created an unremovable message box whenever they tried to access internet explorer in the windows start menu. It was hilarious and they got so frustrated.

I like to mess with them by saying animal noises, such as moo, oink, or turtle noise. It gets them so frustrated

[friendshapedbox]

[i<3 wolves678]

Practically YouTube in a nutshell