Things That Amuse You V.3

[Adonis]

gotta love fanservice

[.boot]

👌👌👌🙏🙏🙏🙏

[:Joey:]

When people feel the need to tell everyone their preferences.

"I'M A VEGAN"
"I'M GAY"
"I'M PROUD TO BE (insert ethnicity here)"

Like.
Dude.
I don't really care.
If I go around shouting I'm proud to be white, I'll get accused of hate.

It makes me laugh, really.

Not everyone HAS to know what your preferences in life are.
Please, leave some mystery to yourself, it makes you more attractive and interesting, anyway.

Just some thoughts that spewed from my head and made me laugh because I got yelled at while sitting at Barnes and Noble on my bike, talking to a friend about different ways to cook liver.
16 year old girl passes by and makes a disgusted face and proceeds to lecture us on how eating meat is wrong and she's a genderfluid vegan.
I said, "Sorry, miss, I just disagree,"
And she went off on me for using THE WRONG PRONOUNS APPARENTLY.

I love people sometimes.

[regigigas]

when people say to me;
"yr nails!!! they're so long"

and my list of responses;
"thank you i grew them myself" (+"can u tell")
"really? no way. i hadn't noticed thank you for informing me"
"i'm aware, i've lived with these things for over a year"

then there's

"how did u grow them so long????"

"i water them daily and give them plenty of food is this a trick question"

long story short: yes i know i have long nails please stop

[Sciencin']

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM73Nh1imyM&list=PL7XlqX4npddfrdpMCxBnNZXg2GFll7t5y&index=51

Im dead

Hi dead, I'm dad.

honestly this entire playlist i'm just
i'm gone

the dude in the goth knows what he's doing video looks like a long haired, white version of my father bye

is it bad that I had a crummy day yesterday so I spent two hours watching every single video on this playlist
yes, yes it is

[pereyra]

When people feel the need to tell everyone their preferences.

"I'M A VEGAN"
"I'M GAY"
"I'M PROUD TO BE (insert ethnicity here)"

Like.
Dude.
I don't really care.
If I go around shouting I'm proud to be white, I'll get accused of hate.

It makes me laugh, really.

Not everyone HAS to know what your preferences in life are.
Please, leave some mystery to yourself, it makes you more attractive and interesting, anyway.

Just some thoughts that spewed from my head and made me laugh because I got yelled at while sitting at Barnes and Noble on my bike, talking to a friend about different ways to cook liver.
16 year old girl passes by and makes a disgusted face and proceeds to lecture us on how eating meat is wrong and she's a genderfluid vegan.
I said, "Sorry, miss, I just disagree,"
And she went off on me for using THE WRONG PRONOUNS APPARENTLY.

I love people sometimes.

And then the whole bus clapped, right?

[:Joey:]

When people feel the need to tell everyone their preferences.

"I'M A VEGAN"
"I'M GAY"
"I'M PROUD TO BE (insert ethnicity here)"

Like.
Dude.
I don't really care.
If I go around shouting I'm proud to be white, I'll get accused of hate.

It makes me laugh, really.

Not everyone HAS to know what your preferences in life are.
Please, leave some mystery to yourself, it makes you more attractive and interesting, anyway.

Just some thoughts that spewed from my head and made me laugh because I got yelled at while sitting at Barnes and Noble on my bike, talking to a friend about different ways to cook liver.
16 year old girl passes by and makes a disgusted face and proceeds to lecture us on how eating meat is wrong and she's a genderfluid vegan.
I said, "Sorry, miss, I just disagree,"
And she went off on me for using THE WRONG PRONOUNS APPARENTLY.

I love people sometimes.

And then the whole bus clapped, right?

Genuinely confused here.
What bus?

[abxy]

Me:Oh boy, time to make some creative and original characters!
Also me:*Makes a mandatory cat girl, or, if you wanna get in the true spirit of mandatory cat girls, neko* Perfect.

[christina.]

my brothers eating cereal at 2 am? also im still awake? wow

[friendshapedbox]

this