Things That Amuse You V.3

[Fierce Wings]

My mom was eating grilled chicken salad earlier and she gave some of the chicken to me. My sister was making fun of how she was acting
and tried to say 'Grilled Chicken' but she accidentally called it 'Grilled Children'. Yes dear sister, I love this restaurant's grilled children.

[star star.]

i find it amusing that earlier, i had fallen up stairs, and just moments ago i was dancing down a staircase with my ipad in hand.
my priorities are set straight guys

[SauteedSquidBrains]

I got a job working for the lion king musical. the lion king! I'm so excited my eyes are watering I'm getting paid for theater work holy motherflipping shneezles
the first person i told was my ex cus he was closest gods I'm bad at social interactions

and now i'm telling the internet because I already told all my friends

guys

The lion king

[postapocalyptia]

when you want to post here but don't have anything amusing to post
ummm

if someone asks me what 'good job, sherlock' means, i'll just be like 'it's a fancy phrase for thanks captain obvious'.
also bus ride back from a field trip:

Girl: Look, we're in [our town]!
Me: Good job, Sherlock.
Girl: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I LIVE!

like i'm serious

[veratrine]

I'm currently in class, and a few minutes ago i was signing up for a website and it had "Click this for your code" so i did and i didn't think it was going to be a loud video and it blasted out the sound of a loud progressive commercial in this completely silent classroom. so everyone stared at me and i aggressively kept pressing the mute button while hanging my head down. it wasn't funny when i was in the moment but now that i think about it,,, :'D

Rip

[halloween3110]

My Mum did an enormously loud and long fart yesterday when she bent over to have a look in her oven !
Her house was filled with guests - she just went "Oops" and carried on as if nuthin happened.
I collapsed on the floor............in silent (ish) laughter!

[Andrew Yang]

so i don't usually watch TV and suddenly i heard troye sivan on my dad's TV and i was like "what channel is this ON i need this in my LIFE." so i ran to his room and tripped over air and landed face first on the floor.

[- ; bonk!]

probably with her own dart too

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extreme irony.
also straight up d-baggery from violet. christ.

[chirp.]

a bunch of my mutuals on tumblr all changed their urls at the same time and im just left sitting here like... who are u people. when did i start following u

[Zone0Neko]

so im playin asagao academy and im on pbgs route and he has some games in his dorm anD

MY SINS IM DYING

i don't know about you the the O'ui was my favorite game console
so many good memories