Attention. This is the maddedst you will EVER see me. DO NOT have any reason to make me angry at you today. Thanks.Annoyance #1: Today, two of my friends and my enemy were talkinig about how one friend three's legs look good. I said "Her legs look like model legs, but she won't be able to ride Hunter with those (Hunter, if you didn't know, is my
friend now best friend who is a horse. Yea. Just shows you how social I am, huh?) legs

" And she's like "I don't like horses anyway. They're disgusting." Me: "Why?" She deosn't give me a reason of course. That alone was enough to piss me off, but her and my enemy just kept going at it, saying how i'm always talking about horses and such, and how horses are boring and stupid and disgusting and dangerous (Yes, they are dangerous, I was nearly killed this summer when Hunter stumbled and fell on me, but I rolled off.). This, my friends (Because now i just have CS friends, Hunter, and the guy I like.) is exactly the same level of stupidity as telling a very angry tomcat with big, big claws and teeth how much you love dogs, or telling a snoman holding a taser how much you're looking forward to summer.
So, in summary, if you're going to tell me you hate horses, do it once, and drop it. I mean it. I nearly bit her in the change room, and I wouldn't even think about biting someone. If you're going to be a moron, don't upset me.
Annoyance #2: Hey guys, PULL UP YOUR PANTS. NOW. Or get a belt. Something. I don't need to know what stores you shop at by having to stare at your underwear all day. 'Nuff said.
P.S. Guy I like, it's okay, since you already wear a belt and make an effort in a cool looking way. If your pants fell down in public, I wouldn't stand there spazzing at you or laughing at you like some other people would. Because you make an effort. And you're not a moron. Thank you for that, you're all that keeps me from going insane somedays C:
Anoyance #3: Dear morons who insist on running in front of me when i'm trying to serve in volleyball,
I wil not be held responsible when you get hit in the head, because it's out of your own stupidity that you do that. Kthxbai, and a wish insufferable doom on all you simpletons.
Thank you everyone who read this and shares the same annoyances, and I agree with me on this. I luffs you very much. <3