¡YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK!

[_gardenGnostic]

[He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck...]

Verse 1

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaahh
John Egbert, Rose Lalonde
Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
Jade Harley, Dave Strider
They all play Sburb and end the world.
Harlequin
Nanna, Bro
Mom, Dad
Youth roll
Grandpa, Pesterchum
Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Verse 2

Heat and clockwork, wind and shade
Frost and frogs, light and rain
Vagabond and Mendicant
Renegade, consorts and Denizens
Skaia, four-thirteen
Countdown to the Reckoning
Derse and Prospit
Carapaces
Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious!

Verse 3

Jasper's secret, Davesprite
Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines
Good dog, best friend
Jack causes many people's ends.
Black Queen, nak nak
Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap
Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew
H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?

Verse 4

Lil' Cal, babies
Ecto-biology
Apple juice, Pupa Pan
Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans
Doc Scratch, Snowman
I warned you 'bout those stairs, man!
God Tiers, March drag
WHO EVEN IS THIS DOUCHEBAG?

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious!

Verse 5

Exploring with A-ra-di-a
Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta
Ter-e-zi's nuts, Karkat's a crab
Gam-zee's got issues with his dad
Equius, Fe-fe-ri
Kanaya the vampire fashion queen
She slices Eri-dan in half
And Vriska is a bad-ass

Verse 6

Shipping charts, sick fires
All the irons in the fire
Buckets, squiddles, an-gels
All the lusii get culled
Faygo, recupercoons
Horrorterrors kill you
Troll Jegus, killer clowns
Mobius double reach around

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious!

Verse 7

Matesprits, auspistice
Moirail and kismesis
Betty Crocker, ICP
Dead Daves are the enemy
Green sun, Alpha-verse
Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk
Uu, uu
Princely tights
Guy Fieri is the Antichrist

Verse 8

Captchalogue, modus
And Strife Specibus
Heir and Knight
Witch and Seer
Can't outrun what's already here
Chorus
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious!

Verse 9

Dreambubbles, shenanigans
All who die come back again
Tick, tock, break heads
Honk honk
Scary wolf heads
Cue balls, magic dogs
The universe
Is a frog

Verse 10

Felt mob and fairies
Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie
Troll cops, Thresh Prince
Don't screw with the Condesce
Scalemates, rap wars
Blowing up the Tumor
Zillyhoo, shaving cream
Echeladder, science beam
Cascade, Morse code
This fandom's about to EXPLODE!

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
And from now on
It will go on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious!


(from http://kyleehenke.tumblr.com/)

[Bernouli]

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