Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[aizome]

lel i am so annoying
8) 8) 8)
i'll stop posting now
you can all be happy

[Decim]

i was not expecting that post to get notes
it had like 3 notes and then i wake up to find it has 60
w o w

[Starwood in Aspen]

I was having a weird dream last night, something about a rat in my room... Anyway, woke up at like midnight one o'clock, thinking I saw this rat crawling out from between the bed and wall. I literally jumped three feet outta bed and stood there staring. I could have sworn I saw a rat, here it was a bubble in my heating pad.. Lol.. Thank god I didn't jump into my roommate..

[unit 01]

Libary person at my school:

"The internet is down, you can't use it."

Oh really?

Then how am I posting this right now?

illuminati confirmed???

[Eyulf]

When scammers call claiming to be my ISP and try to tell me I have a problem with my internet, and to just turn my computer on so "we can troubleshoot"... Me: "I don't have a home computer, just a business computer, but I'm not at work right now." Them: "Your business computer?" Me: "Yes at my business." Them: "Do you have phone number I can call there? When will you be there?" Me: "Shortly it's about 20 minutes away." Them: "What is the number?" Me: "It's [insert phone number of my local Police Station here]." Them: "Will you be there?" Me: "No I won't be there, but my employees will be one of them will answer."

I have done this soooo many times now.

Another one a while ago now claimed to be from Microsoft and that they were getting error messages from my computer, I asked "Which computer?" as we had about 4 at the time, I had a PC and Laptop which was off completely and hadn't been used in a year, and my siblings PC. When I asked "Which computer?" the person stammers out "Windows XP." I said a few choice words and hung up. All our computers had either Windows 7 or Vista.

[watermelon.]

I just sat here playing with the remote, watching a dumb show..
I didn't want to get up and find the remote.
I watched that show for like 10 minutes before I realized I was holding the remote...
laziness

[Decim]

bye thats it im dead.

[Little Flame]

This is funny. I was once at school.. and my teacher asked me what an noun or something was. 2 other kids said veggies. So I said potatoes/

[Adonis]

[nyacinth]

My best friend invited me to her house to make marshmallows and all we did was watch videos, played multiplayer games on the laptop and watched "Moshi moshi nippon"
I didn't want to go at first, I'm not sure why, but I enjoyed myself in the end. nwn
and she makes nice sandwiches