Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[Carnations]

In language arts, we were naming fairytale characters,
I said Cheshire wrong, and my teacher had no idea what I was talking about.
Someone had to correct me before she understood what I said.
It was great while it lasted.

[Megaguirus]

The fact that, a few hours ago, I saved a house fly trapped in the window. Then, after having it warm up in my hands for a bit, I let it loose in my room. Now it is currently trying to get to my lizard's light, and I have named it Spazzfly. Not sure how long he'll be around, since he seems pretty old and sleepy, but for the moment, I have a temporary friend.

I'm weird, I know. Don't even get me started.

[sentinel]

[[I went back through my stuff from 2-3 years ago. Fanfics, doodles, random notes and the like.
I was so weird and immature.
I'm still somewhat immature, but this is just ridiculous.
Also I don't remember half of these experiences I wrote down, or if I do, it's all foggy. It's kind of nice, really.
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My friend made me take this psychopath test where you have to choose between saving 5 people by pushing someone else off a ledge to stop a train, or not kill that person and let the 5 die.
According to the results and the way she explained it, I guess a psychopath would quickly choose to push the person off the ledge, but a regular person would hesitate and question it for a while.
In about three seconds I just said, "but what if I jump off the ledge myself?"
I am Divergent and I cannot be controlled.]]

[just some guy]

lmao i just now realized how much crasher-vania by starbomb fits to the undertale genocide run,,,
also listen to this crasher-vania remix ive been listening to it for the past day its SO GOOD
[ language warning ]

I've never played Untertale, but I just wanted to say that I flipping love Starbomb. And NSP

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Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator
Blasphemy Curdlesnoot

"BUTAWHITEBOY CANTBEKHAN" IM CRYING!!!!

[Hellagia]

Why is it the OOC chatter in my IM roleplays is almost as good if not better than the RP itself? XD

[just some guy]

i'm gonna start saying "mcfreakin" unironically and u cant mcfreakin stop me

[Donald J. Trump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJsvWVAK6Bk

i'm gonna start saying "mcfreakin" unironically and u cant mcfreakin stop me

mcfreakin darnit, that's just mcfreakin silly

[Dylan Klebold]

no one expects the spanish inquisition

[Scarlet Tears]

[March.Hare]