Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[Zone0Neko]

UNDERTALE AU WHERE EVERYHTING IS THE SAME BUT WHENEVER SANS MAKES A JOKE HE SAYS "MMMMMM FUNNYYYY JOKE"

And where Sans is the main character instead of Frisk, so whoever he has to fight in the final boss battle has to deal with the constant barrage of puns.

I made my gemsona I feel so proud she's actually kinda pretty wow

[- ; bonk!]

my dad's friend is drunk and singing Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" super super passionately and loudly and it's literally the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life lmao
no really this is a full grown man with a beard and he's like 6'4 singing a romantic song and almost crying I'm actually in tears laughing I had to excuse myself from the room once he started the chorus and I'm still crying b/c I can hear it from my room even with headphones on
he can really hit those high notes though, like daaaaamn
seriously though if you've never heard a full grown man in tears passionately singing "AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIIIIIIGHT, ANNNND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EEEEEVERRRR
AND IF YOU'D ONLY HOLD ME TIIIIIIGHT, WE'LL BE HOOOOLDING OOOOOOONNNN FOREVERRRRRRRRRR!" you haven't experienced true laughter.

[mandalorian]

my dad's friend is drunk and singing Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" super super passionately and loudly and it's literally the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life lmao
no really this is a full grown man with a beard and he's like 6'4 singing a romantic song and almost crying I'm actually in tears laughing I had to excuse myself from the room once he started the chorus and I'm still crying b/c I can hear it from my room even with headphones on
he can really hit those high notes though, like daaaaamn
seriously though if you've never heard a full grown man in tears passionately singing "AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIIIIIIGHT, ANNNND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EEEEEVERRRR
AND IF YOU'D ONLY HOLD ME TIIIIIIGHT, WE'LL BE HOOOOLDING OOOOOOONNNN FOREVERRRRRRRRRR!" you haven't experienced true laughter.

- the beard
It's Patrick tbh

[løwkey lawnmøwer.]

POPEMON! GOTTA POPE EM ALL!

[meteion]

one of my dittos' nature is naughty i'm cryign

edit: i gave it it's own box i feel so proud rn

[diabolic esper]

its been a year since ive played epicmafia and i got to today
ooh man i forgot how intense some of the decked games can be
even with only a couple of players/characters left
kinda wish we could do a specific deck/series but man its so much fun

[lore]

Well. I got a Shulk amiibo.
Normally I'd be overly excited about this, but no.
I have to wait for Christmas to get it.
THe STRuGGle iS rEAL.

...

*dies*

[blue neighbourhood]

oh my god

i was at mcdonald's with my friend,
lauren, and she was ordering so i
took a seat while i was waiting for
her. i thought it would be a perfect
chance to take a selfie. bad decision.
i was imitating the dan howell sexy
face and the assistant saw me. i was
completely unaware of this.
later on, i was digging into my wrap,
and lauren catches the waiter's eye.
he looks and me, and says, "mirror,
mirror, on the wall."
i'm never going to mcdonald's again bye

[PuppetxChild]

I've had an awful weekend, I can't do my homework because I can't get on the website that it is on, I had a massive fight with my dad and somebody has been using my email to sign me up for stuff I don't want to be signed up for...nice


All I need to do is go on Facebook and talk to my bff and he always makes me smile:

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[hainu]

i called my damn moirail at 5 in the morning lastnight on skype in my sleep oh my god he was so confused

""gato just called me. and it is 5 am.
i have no idea if he is awake or not""

""HE LITERALLY JUST CALLED ME?? AND I SAT THERE IN SILENCE AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY SO I HUGN UP AND IM SO CONFUSED""

""I HEARD SHIFTING NOISES??? AND NOISES BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON AND I JUST "..ILL JUST.. GO NOW"""