Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[blue neighbourhood]

i just walked into a door and i hurt my rib
out of everything, it was my rib
not my knee or face nope
my rib.

[just some guy]

same

[Dylan Klebold]

i got hatoful boyfriend

[star star.]

so a few hours ago i discovered this creator where i can create characters
oh my god it's so addicting and i've been on it for two... maybe three hours holy crap help

[Shadowolf64]

Walmart's fight song. It's to the tune of "We will rock you" except it's "We are Walmart." I'm dying here XD

[Dylan Klebold]

So Reptilia and Julian fused to make Jack

I fused with Albert to make Monterey

and then I [Monterey] fused with Jack to make Verge and it was greaT

[aizome]

auntie: *mentions yolo and talks about what it means*
mum: yolo...i like that...you only live once...
mum: *turns to me* did you know about yolo?
me: sadly yes
mum: YOLO! i'm gonna use this from now on!
me: nOOOOOoOOOO

[star star.]

i just lost power
my brother and i are in my dad's/the extra room right now and what is he doing
THE LTE ON MY IPAD IS TAKING YEARS TO LOAD
WHO RAN INTO THAT POWER POLE AND WHY
if anything why'd the power go out jesus christ

[just some guy]

UNDERTALE AU WHERE EVERYHTING IS THE SAME BUT WHENEVER SANS MAKES A JOKE HE SAYS "MMMMMM FUNNYYYY JOKE"

[- ; bonk!]

got bored and decided to run some lines of the version of RR Theory song I made for my OC Violet (because the words kind of reminded me of her a LOT, so I made my own version with some changed lines and stuff that fit her to a T because I was bored) through BadTranslator.
#1 started with this:

"I think the world is so wonderful
And we only have one chance to be here,
So tell me why you're hurting yourself
I guess I just do not understand
What's the meaning of life?
Everything I've been told I believe,
And yet people that I love just leave"

and ended with this:

"This world is beautiful, I must say that this is the only way now, I think, why? What is the meaning of life? I say it looks like a trend I don't understand."

alright. meaning totally lost but nothing too strange. let's go again.
#2 started with:

" Welcome to my perfect world according to Lila
It's my turn to run the show next to Arabella
With Carly, Rosalie, and Bella too
I'll never feel alone
So we can play games all day long while the Earth is spinning
Round and round and round and round and"

and ended with this:

"Welcome to ideal world, the color purple: Rosalie, Bella, and in every kingdom of heaven today,after that I'll see you tonight in the tomato pants."

I'll see you tonight in the tomato pants.
I don't know how the hell anything in there could be turned into tomato pants but whatever. let's try again.
#3 started with:

" Welcome to my paradise that's slowly crumbling away
Now that I've chosen to open my eyes, will you go away?
It's getting hard for me to breathe
My tears choke me to death
Maybe I never should have been brought to this world at all"

and ended with:

"Eye Welcome to get out? D:swallowed tears. maybe this is what you need for world-the devil."

woah woah woah, when did Satan get into this?
okay, one last try.
#4 started with:

Welcome to my broken heart according to a little girl
Will this nightmare ever end? Will I be set free?
The pain is eating me alive
It's so hard to admit
But there's no point in talking at all if no one hears me."

and 86 translations later:

"Welcome to the broken heart of a child. It's a horror without end, I scream in terror. Will it never end? The pain in my life, It's so scary. But I cannot talk, if he doesn't listen to my cry."

...woah. that's actually more depressing than the original, I think. o-o