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[connoisseur]

Most useful site ever.

thank //

[just some guy]

Most useful site ever.

[dewypower]

I have to make one too.

[deftonesly]

Fun fact, you guys: I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn't from England.. Then one day I went over to her house and her parents didn't have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really, REALLy confused. And she told me that her parents faked having British accents until she was seven because they wanted a child with a British accent.

[[deleted user 39490]]

Googled Brownie... wasn't disappointed...

[just some guy]

i googled "groose skyward sword" and for some reason this was one of the images that came up

suppose

[connoisseur]

o my god. im having memories from the second grade.
when i was in second grade, i preferred to be alone most of the time, especially during recess.

so one day, i was playing 'hobo joe,' ( honestly. i dont even know myself. i just played 'survival' by digging up plants and pretending to eat them ) by myself, a game i made up myself... anyway. there was this one girl, who kinda looked like me and always bothered me. so she was like "what'ca playing ?? " and of course i told her and she ended up ruining it.

i got kinda mad, and told her to leave me alone. she got mad, i got mad. eh/// well about a week or two later, i found a small elephant figurine, and i got really happy, and put it in my desk. the next day it was gone, and i got really sad until the girl walked up to me and said, "looks like you lost the only thing you had. who's THE HOBO NOW?"

apparently she buried it like the cold blooded monster she was,,

[[deleted user 39490]]

And people say my fear of spiders is irrational.

[hainu]

[meteion]

my friends were making Shia LeBouf and Kanye West stories in reading
help meee