Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[hainu]

this is the right thread, yes.

i'm in this giveaway thing and i got a message and the adrenaline rush was unreal good lord but then it's from a pound pet because i had just sent a trade to someone and i accidentally whispered "godammit benjito" under my breath
dammit benjito

[deftonesly]

Another weird mini story by me like the one above:

Once I was in a plant store and I have this subconscious habit of pulling leaves off plants so I did that and stuck a leaf in my pocket and when I got home I found it and felt bad so I dropped it in a pot with a bromeliad and a few weeks later it had taken root and started growing and that's the story of how I pirated a plant.

[detective who.]

Gravity, both of your stories made me laugh. Thank you. what kind of plant was it?

I've got one now, a bit silly:
In theatre class, we'll have group discussions every so often with our bellwork. One day someone shared some did-you-know fact about England, and then someone else followed it by saying, "Did you know that in England, healthcare is really backed up because they only have thirteen doctors?"
I was the only person who got it right away, so he and I were grinning at each other as we tried to explain it to people in our respective halves of the room.
It was great.

[meteion]

i fell off my bed trying to climb off and hit my leg c:

on a completely unrelated note,

edit:

[saka.]

this is the right thread, yes.

i'm in this giveaway thing and i got a message and the adrenaline rush was unreal good lord but then it's from a pound pet because i had just sent a trade to someone and i accidentally whispered "godammit benjito" under my breath
dammit benjito

I'm so sorry
But I giggled
At this

[Zone0Neko]

this always makes me laugh

[dewypower]

Help. I'm addicted to crazy errors.
For those of you who don't know what crazy errors are *cough*the majority*cough*: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8ZXID1tPXs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeDFQsVTJ50

[Tyrannidae]

i just found out what cr1tikal actually looks like and oh no he's hot

This happened to me with Criken. Whoops...
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[[deleted user 39490]]

So... I was listening to Starbomb while trying to write a short story for English...

It was the fall of 2000 when my mother feel ill. The sickness took everything from her, leaving her a hollow shell of sickness and pain, and me lost...

It was the distant future 2005, all I wanted to do was chill out retire, but genetically modified renegades named Foxhound stole a lot of nukes and had stuff on lockdown...

My English teacher looked over my shoulder, and just stared at me before shrugging and walking off...

Long story short, don't try and write stories while listening to comedy bands...

[dewypower]

Most useful site ever.