In 2008 I used to be in love with Shia Labeouf and I made a Myspace pretending to be him and I had over 10,000 friends and I got over 1,000 messages a day and people actually believed that I was Shia Labeouf and I actually got verified as him for some reason so I was the official Shia Labeouf of Myspace... When I was in fact *insert age here* kid.
Shia Lebeouf, I would like my dreams to remain dreams because they are scary and make me worry about myself. Like one time my mom was a sparrow and I had to jump over the family van to catch her in my hands and look at her and get excited.