by Vulpine-Poltergeist » Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:11 pm
So I'm starting a D&D campaign tomorrow and I'm building my character, you know, as all people do, and since my character's a goat-human-dragon thing, my DM's letting him speak goat.
...So I went ahead and asked if I could assemble a goat army (as one does).
Needless to say-
Sign your goats up for the elite goat guard, all goats welcome, come avenge your fallen brethren, aid in slaying the dragon whom consumes the flesh of those who should be fighting among us now.