Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[vanitas.]

x

ded

[Dylan Klebold]

Where did the Desmond x Shaun ship come from?

[sataire]

sometimes when i take showers i put water in my mouth and squirt it out like im a whale
;w;

i pretend im a dolphin but i mean...
to each ones own

[creed.]

My cousins came over to my house and the 10 year old brought her laptop.
She let me look around her laptop and then I saw she had downloaded a game for kids named Pirates101
I asked her if I could play and she was like "sure"
and guess what

I made a girl named Mary Kidd
and I was playing that game for the whole day

[mairon]

Dear self
Pls stop making this character so gay that she barfs rainbows like 24/7 pls
Pls
Pls
Ita burning my eyes
Pls
-The rlly gay version of u who can't stop doodling this bab like a rainbowsplosion

[Atheon]

x

ded

cries
futbol not soccer

[tawnypelt3]

I forgot that lizardwoman Sarah Palin going through an Antarctic bunker to the center of the Earth to meet zombie Hitler riding a T-rex was a thing.

Can't wait for that thing.


I went out for berries and wood and came home with a scorpion, a raptor, no berries OR wood, and minus a bunch of drugs.

The animals I left at home were judging me so hard. LOL Oh you!

[Dylan Klebold]

My cousins came over to my house and the 10 year old brought her laptop.
She let me look around her laptop and then I saw she had downloaded a game for kids named Pirates101
I asked her if I could play and she was like "sure"
and guess what

I made a girl named Mary Kidd
and I was playing that game for the whole day

why

xD

--



taco man :D

[blue neighbourhood]

I put my phone at my chest, because I couldn't be bothered reaching down to get it when my friend texted (Yeah, I'm the lazy). But when it vibrated I got the fright of my light, and I may have spilled water on my Kindle. Shhh.

[CHERRILOID]

i always typo mars as marx and marx as mars
orz