Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[mairon]

*Is watching now Jurassic World with 'friend'*
Person: *Gets eaten*
Me: *Laughs because their faces*
Friend: *Is traumatized and mildly worried*

I only pay attention to how well movies like these are made and their mistakes orz I need to learn to enjoy movies like average people//

[dewypower]

Oh my gosh
this guy
tried to send a person to a jumpscare site (not linking)
then the person said 'You think I'm falling for that'
then the evil person linked him to a virus site
i'm not going to say the url but the url made it obvious it had a virus
like seriously

[J-Hope]

Jungkook just send me a gif of the real Jungkook & J-Hope & its qt asfafsadfasd.

[viviyan]

Apparently for my Hospitality class camp, if we don't eat what the chef considers an adequate amount of food we'll get in trouble and sent home.
The problem is the chef expects us to (be able to) eat a lot and I'm used to eating only a little bit at a time before I'm full. Whoops.
For some reason I find this hilarious, yet I should probably be worried for camp since I probably don't eat what he would consider enough...

[tawnypelt3]

Meri found a thing in my oma's attic and she brought it to me because she didn't know what it was. I recognized it instantly, but my articulation needed work...... "It's that thing you have on your desk and you put things on it when you thing with them!" *makes downward punching motions*


The comfort of a toast sandwich at 3 in the morning after bad nightmares.


The power of a memory disorder: I was sitting here watching videos and suddenly I'm under the impression that I'm in my room, like my proper room. Except I'm not because I'm in the other room because my mattress is currently in the garage. A real vortex of confusion there...... It's dark so it's not like I'm staring at the wall and this happens.....

dammit, it happened again....


I had installed that dumb Sims 3 "Katy Perry's Sweet Treats" expansion before I even knew it. I went through it mechanically, didn't know what I was doing. God, why.........

Why me no play Sims 4? Because I refuse to go without a murder-pool. Plus basements. And vehicles are a thing. And I thought we left behind the lame loading screens for good so

yeah. Not going back to Sims 2, no way in hell.

[Atheon]

oh my hgod

[Quitting ;-;]

this omg


I'm laughing so hard

[viviyan]

I've gotten about four sudden trades in the last two days, and that's more than I've gotten in the first half of the year.
Why am I suddenly getting trades.
I'm scared...

[ryan ross]

i thought i could sleep more but then i realised it's tuesday

[atii]

my dog has been chasing a fly around the house for the last three hours and is beginning to jump at any movement, thinking it's the fly
calm down dear lord