Dear ____ and ____,
Yes, I take those old sayings to heart. I have no respect left for either of you, and quickly it's becoming apparent that I don't even feel a remote affection in any way, shape, or form. But how can you honestly expect me to make those choices of my own accord, I'm just a hormonal brat in your eyes. Yeah, a hormonal brat who you turned a blind eye to in all of her times of darkness.
- Drifting
Dear Uterus,
STOP.
- the bleeding one
Dear Winky,
I can't wait to get to know you, little one <3
- Your pleased creator