The Weirdest Thing You've Said

[Olleyy]

WELCOME TO: The Weirdest Thing You've Said!

Let's get through a couple rules before we start!
1. No swearing please! Even if you use ***.
2. Respect others! Don't tell them that the thing they said ins't weird.
3. Tess' rules clearly apply ^-^
I'll start ^-^
The weirdest thing I've ever said is:
When life gives you lemons, make cranberry juice! (HAHAH. No.)

[Olleyy]

Bump :3

[Olleyy]

Bump :3

[Child_of_Death]

Once, my dad was eating this crab-flavored fish protein. I didn't know that, so I asked him what he was eating. He looked at the package and said, "Crab-flavored fish protein." My sister was there, and she thought he said "Crap-flavored fish protein." She looked at him in horror, and she told us what she'd thought he said. It was so funny. Now, "crap-flavored fish protein" is an inside joke for us. XD

[Olleyy]

Once, my dad was eating this crab-flavored fish protein. I didn't know that, so I asked him what he was eating. He looked at the package and said, "Crab-flavored fish protein." My sister was there, and she thought he said "Crap-flavored fish protein." She looked at him in horror, and she told us what she'd thought he said. It was so funny. Now, "crap-flavored fish protein" is an inside joke for us. XD

Hahah! I also hear stuff weirdly. My mom and sister were looking at pictures and they said, "Hey look, a blanket!" For some reason I heard Blind Kid 0.0

[Werecat]

XD



when seekers squawk you know there a pock
i don't i i really was having a rhyming comp with my friends and that's what i said X3

[Atheon]

toilet seals
TOILET SEALS

[Olleyy]

Oh gosh X3
I was eating a dougnut today and I asked my cat, "Do you like dougnuts?" My cat meowed in reply. "Holy crap. I can talk to cats!"

[Olleyy]

Gimme a B! Gimme a U! Gimme a M! Gimme a P! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?! BUMP!!!!

[solnauta]

Hmmm...let me think.I have said a lot of wierd things in my life.
Once,I was using siri on my ipad,and I said something normal,but she converted it into 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzfugfug'.Siri,you say something and she says something completely different