RP Rant Thread X3

[FoldєdPapєrHєarts]

Also, that I was almost finished writing out the plot for a new RP that I was going to make...but then my computer froze and shut down. :C Now I have to start over. D:

This happens so much to me! Either that or I'll press backspace to fix a tyo, and I don't click on the right thing, so it goes to the previous page, deleting everything I've typed so far. It's not very fun when it happens...

Gahhh, this has happened so many times to me. D: Makes me so mad when it does that after I've worked for hours on something. :c

[MoonfallTheFox]

I've had that happen in okekai, too urrghhh.

[Clowesia]

Let me state this straight away: I have no problems with gays, I date people of the same gender also.

But I hate yaoi roleplays.
In fact, I hate most gay characters because they are so horribly cliche.
I bet if gay guys came on and read about half of the gay character posts on CS they would be monumentally offended.
Most gay guys do not act like yaoi manga bishounens.
The shortest one doesn't have to be a "uke" and the "seme" doesn't have to be cold or cruel.
Hell, in normal gay relationships they switch who's the bottom and top on a frequent basis.
They act like normal people.

[LupusArgentea]

That no one has appeared on my private RP site for a couple of days. ;-;

[Dee & Faulk]

Let me state this straight away: I have no problems with gays, I date people of the same gender also.

But I hate yaoi roleplays.
In fact, I hate most gay characters because they are so horribly cliche.
I bet if gay guys came on and read about half of the gay character posts on CS they would be monumentally offended.
Most gay guys do not act like yaoi manga bishounens.
The shortest one doesn't have to be a "uke" and the "seme" doesn't have to be cold or cruel.
Hell, in normal gay relationships they switch who's the bottom and top on a frequent basis.
They act like normal people.

This this this so much. I frequently RP gay RPs because I have a ton of gay characters.
And I assure you they would all murder me if I started writing them as a
whiny little I R CRYIN' PLEAESE BE GENTLE "uke" or a TAKE IT ALL YOU WHINY LITTLE WIMP "seme".

((Well, if they could get to me before I shot myself in the face with a sawed off
shotgun for being such an embarrassment.))

You know what they call that kind of 'relationship' in the normal world people? They call it rape.
Or domestic violence.
Now no the internet and go meet some real gay men. I promise you - they
are not pathological rapists nor do they cry little girls if you say hello to them.

[Clowesia]

Apparently my 19 year old character cannot fall in love with another person's 38 year old character because it's "icky."
B|
Not only does it make me want to introduce them to my 50 year old mother and her 38 year old partner, it also makes me want to make a "taboo" relationship RP.
Just so I can rub their faces in the "ew omg, that's so gross"ness of it all.


((Ooo~ That would be fun~<3
We can have a Christian and a Muslim couple, an interracial couple, a large age gap couple.
Dang it, need to think of more.))

[Dee & Faulk]

@Clowesia

Hahah, icky? Yes because 30+ people canno't be in relationships because EWWW THEY ARE OOOLD. :UUUUUUU
My comanche character grandpa Roebuck would like to file a complaint, as would his caucasian firebrand of a wife,
who is 38 years younger than him.

Seriously, if people don't want to RP characters older than 25, I'm cool with that. I just won't
RP with them because I don't like being restricted to a young age-group.
I rarely ever make characters that are younger than 20.

And what I don't want, is these people having shitfits over couples they see that are not 20-25
and only two years apart.
Mind your own business, and I'll mind mine <_>

[Clowesia]

Dude, didn't you know?
As soon as you hit 30 everything south of the border turns flat like a Ken and Barbie doll.

I would have liked to introduce them to my raging female to male cross-dressing gold-digger that frequently snorts cocaine off of a 55 year old business woman's wrinkled tush, but they might have had a hernia.
Lord forbid any character have a drug problem.

[Solfeggio]

How I have a few female characters I want to RP, but almost everyone I know prefers to RP as females lol. XD

[Dee & Faulk]

How I have a few female characters I want to RP, but almost everyone I know prefers to RP as females lol. XD

The gender preference in roleplay always confused me at first,
I had no problems myself with playing males so I didn't see the 'other side'.

Then I roleplayed with a person who wanted a male character, did so, and then proceeded
to break my brain with the lack of masculinity.

After that I became totally cool with girls preferring to RP their own gender x-x