RP Rant Thread X3

[Erille]

If you asked me to read Wolfspeak half of the time I'd be scratching my head thinking, "I am praying they don't find my role play."

[proud.little.wolf]

Wolf/horsespeak and Elite are just stupid. They're two end of the RP spectrum; Wolfspeak makes no sense, Elite usually use terms that you'd need several dictionaries to figure out. >>
My RP Spectrum:
Chatspeak -- Wolf/Horsespeak -- Beginners -- Intermediate -- Paragraph/Advanced -- Elite
If I left out something, lemme know.

I agree. Elite is when they use really big words, I'm guessing?

[Sharubii]

Wolf/horsespeak and Elite are just stupid. They're two end of the RP spectrum; Wolfspeak makes no sense, Elite usually use terms that you'd need several dictionaries to figure out. >>
My RP Spectrum:
Chatspeak -- Wolf/Horsespeak -- Beginners -- Intermediate -- Paragraph/Advanced -- Elite
If I left out something, lemme know.

Aaaah, Elites. It's fun to Google the words that they spew out and see what happens when you replace those words with the results from Google. xD

But yeah, I agree -- Shakespeare is a million times easier to read and understand than Elite roleplay posts. D:

[LupusArgentea]

Wolf/horsespeak and Elite are just stupid. They're two end of the RP spectrum; Wolfspeak makes no sense, Elite usually use terms that you'd need several dictionaries to figure out. >>
My RP Spectrum:
Chatspeak -- Wolf/Horsespeak -- Beginners -- Intermediate -- Paragraph/Advanced -- Elite
If I left out something, lemme know.

I agree. Elite is when they use really big words, I'm guessing?

Pretty much. They can't say 'mouth' or 'muzzle', they have to use some scientific term that no one knows and/or cares about.

[Erille]

Wolf/horsespeak and Elite are just stupid. They're two end of the RP spectrum; Wolfspeak makes no sense, Elite usually use terms that you'd need several dictionaries to figure out. >>
My RP Spectrum:
Chatspeak -- Wolf/Horsespeak -- Beginners -- Intermediate -- Paragraph/Advanced -- Elite
If I left out something, lemme know.

I agree. Elite is when they use really big words, I'm guessing?

Pretty much. They can't say 'mouth' or 'muzzle', they have to use some scientific term that no one knows and/or cares about.

oI'm glad I've never seen anyone of these so could someone for my amusment, show me an example of an Elite post. It sounds just . .

[proud.little.wolf]

Wolf/horsespeak and Elite are just stupid. They're two end of the RP spectrum; Wolfspeak makes no sense, Elite usually use terms that you'd need several dictionaries to figure out. >>
My RP Spectrum:
Chatspeak -- Wolf/Horsespeak -- Beginners -- Intermediate -- Paragraph/Advanced -- Elite
If I left out something, lemme know.

I agree. Elite is when they use really big words, I'm guessing?

Pretty much. They can't say 'mouth' or 'muzzle', they have to use some scientific term that no one knows and/or cares about.

Haha wow, that is really sad. Sounds like an alternative for wolfspeak.


Hey Sharubii, you have an example of Elite rp? (I want to see how silly and ridiculous it is.)

[LupusArgentea]

Hold on, there's one earlier in the thread...

[proud.little.wolf]

Hold on, there's one earlier in the thread...

Dang, which page? *Searches thread*

[LupusArgentea]

The ochre and cinereal chromacitied xanthippe trapises her way forward, catching the aroma of another candid, she lowers her curvature, her tabiries scanning the lithosphere. Seeing a Sahib in the distance, the valkryie ingresses her way forward slowly. With the cover of debris, she studies the Hessian up. Her mandibles curving upward, her carnassials baring, she lets out a malicious snarl. She sees the sahib’s excurvations pricking forward. The effeminate reclines her loins, and lurches forward. Knocking the masculine to the Enviro, she opens her estuary, and with all her force, clamps down onto the masculine’s Pharnyx. Tossing her countenance left to right violently, breaking at the skin. The effeminate sets her front foundation onto the Sahib’s Ribestax, still shaking her capitulum. Finally seeing the masculine tense, she knows the job is done. Letting her carnassials sink out of the sweet flesh, she turns her silhouette away. She comes to a halt, and tilting her cerebrum to the side, a grin spreading across the Extharai’s estuary, she growls low in her pharynx, “Feeding the wolf….don’t you know better?

From Hekomi.

[proud.little.wolf]

The ochre and cinereal chromacitied xanthippe trapises her way forward, catching the aroma of another candid, she lowers her curvature, her tabiries scanning the lithosphere. Seeing a Sahib in the distance, the valkryie ingresses her way forward slowly. With the cover of debris, she studies the Hessian up. Her mandibles curving upward, her carnassials baring, she lets out a malicious snarl. She sees the sahib’s excurvations pricking forward. The effeminate reclines her loins, and lurches forward. Knocking the masculine to the Enviro, she opens her estuary, and with all her force, clamps down onto the masculine’s Pharnyx. Tossing her countenance left to right violently, breaking at the skin. The effeminate sets her front foundation onto the Sahib’s Ribestax, still shaking her capitulum. Finally seeing the masculine tense, she knows the job is done. Letting her carnassials sink out of the sweet flesh, she turns her silhouette away. She comes to a halt, and tilting her cerebrum to the side, a grin spreading across the Extharai’s estuary, she growls low in her pharynx, “Feeding the wolf….don’t you know better?

From Hekomi.

Oh... my... God... I was chuckling the whole time reading that. That is the most ridiculous crap I've ever read.