by tawnypelt3 » Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:49 pm
Decided to play Orion DH last night.
Open Steam. Look at games list.
"Orion """Prelude""""""
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Open it. Look at all new hideous shizz.
Recon class has boobs. Boobs! I'm not really interested in joining the "that's sexist" argument surely going on somewhere, but IT KINDA IS.
All the new character models are hideous, like the 90s all over again. The new menus are horrific, everything is obviously more focused now on console gaming than PC, the entire game is glitchy as hell and lags out constantly, sometimes I get stuck inside a vehicle and DIE because of this, sometimes I shoot and for a whole minute no bullets come out, new neon animated skins make my eyes bleed and are obviously designed with 9 year olds in mind, and the entire game pace has been stepped up about 10 notches so I feel constantly stressed out and in fear of my life which is NOT what I should be feeling while playing with new Xbox players on easy mode.
I could go on.
Basically, about 10 of the several dozen changes and additions to the game actually possess even the slightest amount of NOT SUCK. The new name is not one of those ten.
What the HELL happened to the Spiral team? Were they bought out and told to completely ruin their game? Were they all turned into monkeys? Do they actually believe they have done good here?
Shut up, Steam, stop making a "boop" noise!
DAMN.
I was hacked. Not going to remake all my groups and such unless I feel like it. That's a lotta work. Don't bother with trades, everything's a mess.
Need:

Will offer
reasonable overpay.
.Note to self:
Reduce idiot level.
