by Zaphod Riker » Sun Aug 17, 2014 11:51 am
{{Well, first, I'm running a fever of 103*F, having nausea, and I haven't eaten without throwing up in two days, but the thing that happened. Ugh. Okay, so I was twenty minutes late feeding the puppy (I was working on an assignment), and my father says to me 'You forgot to feed the dog? Why don't you just hit her with a hammer?!? You're not even good enough to own a dog!".