Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[tatsuya suou]

I AM HAVING A LITERAL SPASM.
I want to scream and cry and slam my head against the keyboard because JeanMarco.

Don't do this.

[Hellagia]

I'm not a car person.
But oh man that Bugatti Veyron documentary makes me drool every time. Aaaaglhlle.
I could probably do that two-day-long-polishing. "Who's a gorgeous car? *polish preen wax* You are gonna make a richie very happy... *preen preen wax polish* Oh no, I see a dust particle, *preen preen polish wax polish preen*"
Mmmmn yes.

[hasu]

i caught a kiriban on da for the first time in my life
guess whos overreacting

my heart is beating like crazy my palm is all sweaty
and im tremling omg

[miitake]

I keep getting this same email every day:



Dear Recipient,

You have been awarded the sum of 8,000,000.00 (Eight Million Pounds sterling) with reference number 77100146 by office of the ministry of finance UK.Send us your personal details to deliver your funds.

Gloria Peter



I'm rich! XD

[keayi]

How come Smiffy, the one with a girlfriend is the one smiling? While Ross looks in a really awkward position.
.............. Yet he never wears underwear so..... *rolls away* I've said too much.

[tinygeck]

I want to make a signature with a certain joke in it
but
Nobody would get it because it's an inside joke
Oh well
Just thinking about that joke amuses me

you have to hit him with the balloon to get him to stop! They're his weakness XD oh gosh my friends... I could have a birthday party with the most famous person in the world there and all they'd care about is hitting eachother with balloons

[viviyan]

I swear my friends and my own OOC chat on this Wadanohara rp is crazy.

Sal: Oh! Senkichi!
Sal: Sabakichi?
Samekichi: It's Samekichi...
Fukami: takokichi?
Wadanohara: Tunakichi
Samekichi: SAMEKICHI
Wadanohara: ....wrong tab
Memoca: eelykichi!
Samekichi: ... Wadanohara...
Sal: salmonkichi :^)
Wadanohara: sal NO
Wadanohara: ...sorry...
Samekichi: YELLS. MY. NAME. IS. SAMEKICHI.
Memoca: I've got one! Sardinekichi!
Wadanohara: Sighs. Samekichi.
Samekichi: GAAAAAAAAAAAH. IT'S SAMEKICHI AND ONLY SAMEKICHI.
Memoca: okay, tunakichi! nice to meet you!
Wadanohara: memoca.....
Samekichi: GROWLS..... MY NAME IS SAMEKICHI, NOTHING ELSE. S A M E K I C H I. GOT IT
Memoca: really? samekichi... ew, that sounds lame. I'm gonna call you sardinekichi forever!

And now Samekichi is trying to turn Memoca into fried seagull... I swear this is so weird someone help me.

[leblanc]

related to the upper post;


Samekichi: I'M A SHARK
Samekichi: points to sal
Samekichi: THAT'S THE SARDINE
Fukami: octopus noises.....
Sal: EX FREAKING SCUSE YOU, SHARK

[hound.]

I GOT A SHIRT THAT LOOKS LIKE APH ICELANDS UNIFORM AND I AM SO DEAD IT EVEN HAS THE BOW OH MY GOSH I CAN'T

[nyacinth]

I broke my utility room house on transformice with a box, an anvil and 3 balloons