Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[aizome]

'Gato Bloggs is a Brunette, Glasses and Friendly Petshop from Canada. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Tyler , a Braces, Hairclip man with a passion for Tyler.'


PLOT GENERATOR WHY
OH MY GOD IM CRYING xDDDD

try it if you dare. it's hilarious sometimes oh myg od xD

omg i love that XDD



Taehyun gazed with the affection of 7347 snobby sore snake. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want to get away."

Mino looked back, even more shocked and still fingering the peculiar ruler. "Taehyun, ," he replied.

They looked at each other with stressed feelings, like two fat, fried foxes scowling at a very giving accident, which had dramatic music playing in the background and two popular uncles smiling to the beat.

Suddenly, Taehyun lunged forward and tried to punch Mino in the face. Quickly, Mino grabbed the peculiar toenail and brought it down on Taehyun's skull.

Taehyun's handsome eyes trembled and his dark hair wobbled. He looked concerned, his emotions raw like a keen, knotty knife.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Taehyun Nam was dead.

Mino Song went back inside and made himself a nice drink of beer.

THE END




well that escalated quickly...

[Dylan Klebold]

the humidifier in my room has a baymax sticker on it omg

[ruberiot]

I changed my display picture on my phone to a picture of Gally and my dad is annoyed now

[wayward will]

I'm writing this story.
And all the characters have Welsh based names.
And here's the main character with a Swedish name.
How did this happen?

[city of angels;]

My dream last night.
What even was that about?

[ruberiot]

My phone's background is a picture of Thomas Brodie-Sangster and Dylan O'Brien (please don't ask) and my phone turned on because I'd received a text.
A kid saw it turn on, and saw the screen briefly before I unlocked it, giving way to a different background; I turned it off again and he kept staring at my phone like he wanted to see the picture.

XD

[Dylan Klebold]

my science class is so funny

also I'm on CS on my laptop

and the teacher doesn't notice woo

[Kajaru]

My bf's new background is godlike

http://i.imgur.com/QROgVYm.png

[John Shepard]

My father makes me wonder a lot...
When I ask if I can get rats or more gerbils, or whatever, he says no.
But when he says he wants some more fish and shrimps for the aquarium, and I tell him a nano aquarium would only cost like 99€, he's like "You have your own money."
Well then, I heard that.
This means I probably will soon be the owner of a nice nano aquarium...

[peachy keen-]

my older sister was sitting at a table, working on her puzzle, and all of the sudden, she looks down and has this really confused look on her face.
me: "what?"
her: "i think that there's a dumpling on the floor."
turns out it was a rock.

there's no one like you, em jay.
no one.