Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[Hellagia]

I'm lying here trying to get back to sleep after a potty run when mom's snoring is interrupted with giggles. Mom had a funny dream lol

[ruberiot]

Lol
When we say this people think we are merely singing the song....
Only her and I know what it means XD

[kierran.]

I spent about an hour trying to get myself to look like a guy
my ex-stalker saw a picture
and didn't recognize me
HA

[sanctuary;]

someone is coming over in an hour and a half
i have so much school to do
i'm not even dressed
so naturally i'm sitting here watching youtube videos

[debris]

My mom
is talking baby talk
to flowers.

[tawnypelt3]

Looking at Nigel gifs. I'm dying.

[wayward will]

My Mom called the Doctor "Bill Nye the alien"
Okayy

[nyacinth]

It said, "Guaranteed you will find something awesome!" on an anime watching website
*searches for 'something awesome' in the search bar*
"No results" ouo

My best friend is shocked because I've never cooked rice
"WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?!"

[Shiverpool]

teh fattest kid is sitting on my crush im dying hes screaming

[city of angels;]

The way my crush laughs. I just wanna hug him omg