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[satyrn.]

Only
about 1 percent
of my ships
are hetero
the rest are utterly
gay.
99 percent of my ships are gay.
Its like im incapable of shipping normal xD

[nyacinth]

I ate my entire meal, which consisted of larger pieces of food, with little trouble using chopsticks and I am very proud
I even did it with one hand whilst reading fanfiction on my phone ;u;
I don't even use them that often.

[Erisolsprite]

jimmy page is the cutest human being ever

[majima]

i know i need to get off tumblr whenever There is legend of zelda pickup lines on my dashboard like om g

[satyrn.]

This video.

'Lets go stroke one'~Phil
Me; NONONONONO THATS A ZOMBIE NO ITS GUNNA KILS YOU NONONO-Aaaand your not listening,you guys are being real noobs right now x'D
'fffffffffffffffffffff'~Dan
Me; *dies* I warned you xD

[Atheon]

Only
about 1 percent
of my ships
are hetero
the rest are utterly
gay.
99 percent of my ships are gay.
Its like im incapable of shipping normal xD

this is true. so true.

[Kajaru]

My bf and I started playing Saints Row 4 today.
It was so funny even though I had laggs. I'm just amazing at driving a car. XD

[Katria]

So my sims for my computer isn't working and nothing I try fixes it and since I've been wanting to play I borrowed my sisters xbox disk. I built my family and started and after a few days I had my sims husband invited his boss over to make friends- I left him alone for a few hours talking to her and he continuously flirted with her so I went with it. My sim and him had a kid while he was romantic interest in his boss. then he had a kid with his boss. My sim still didn't know about the relationship. So I invited her -the boss- over and had him flirt with her. Needless to say they -my sim and him- got a divorce. (I had planned on kicking him out)
Then because I wanted the little girls family to be together since I cant kick anyone out (-.- found it out after they got divorced- unless I want him deleted which I dont.) I went through the long process of getting their relationship back. Well he proposed to her and that day a neighbor came over. The first thing my sim did to him after he was invited into the house, by the now teenager, was flirt with him. In front of her exhusband/newfiancee.
I found it rather amusing though I canceled her talking to him more since I didn't want her to ruin the relationship I'd just built back up.

[reilly]

I don't cry. Like, I very rarely have ever cried.
I get hit in the forehead and am gushing blood and have to get rushed to the doctor's? I don't cry.
I drop a glass and it shatters on my hand and I have to get stitches? I don't cry.
One of my pets die? I don't cry.
I'm just not the crying sort, whether I'm in pain or just sad.
(I am very bad at conveying human emotion. Also I feel horrible whenever something happens and everyone around me is crying and I'm kind of just sitting there.)

But for some reason I cannot, cannot, cannot make it through listening to the song "Brothers" (Fullmetal Alchemist) without shedding tears of sadness followed by tears of happiness.
I don't know why.
I think I'll just listen to that song whenever I want to cry from now on, since it makes me let it all out and then be extremely happy.

[Atheon]

Oh my god. I got this idea from a generator. Open chat and ask people how to open chat. Haha