Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[tatsuya suou]

help me
I'm being forced to cosplay david cameron
and my friend thinks she is boris johnson
and rivers
and bikes
I cannot deal with anything
help

[Dylan Klebold]

i got my hot topic swag today

[watermelon.]

My dog's toy
is like loosing it's guts

[HEXORCISM]

My brother is playing GTA5, and he called a taxi driver. So he gets in, and the taxi driver drives off-road, through a river, and flips the taxi over.
Wonderful.
You're a wonderful driver.

Also, my brother and I started this really weird argument where I kept saying "I AM THE COCONUT MASTER!"
I don't even know...

'Kept' doesn't look like a word to me.

[ferretjuice]

Um.. I had a dream about a bunch of pets moving on the advent list.
Some included
The BMD
And get ready for it...
Sunjewl and sunback


What is wrong with my mind cx

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this comment on a video between two kangaroos fighting

['Danny']

omg i just got this from the adoption center on aywas
im laughing ITS FACE OMG

[oumasai]

[kaplantai]

when hamlet the mirco piglet sneezes ;w; so kawaii

[ruberiot]

My dad dared me to eat a French fry laying on the floor of his car
And I did it
Omg