Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[Night Visions]

"Sweetheart, now that you're old enough there's something I've always wanted to tell you and I think you're ready to hear it: you're not very pretty and you're not very bright,I'm so glad we had that talk."
guys
Guys it knows
My mom said pretty much the exact same thing to me yesterday

The delegates of the annual conference are decidedly opposed to modern Abolitionism, and wholly disclaim any right, wish, or intention to interfere in the civil and political relation between master and slave as it exists in the slave states of the union.

Um...what???

[Starwood in Aspen]

Mythbusters are getting to me. LOL. Sorry for my sudden burst of mythbusters stuff. lol.

Go Home, Adam. You're drunk.
You Too, Tory.
ROFLMBO!!

"Sweetheart, now that you're old enough there's something I've always wanted to tell you and I think you're ready to hear it: you're not very pretty and you're not very bright,I'm so glad we had that talk."
guys
Guys it knows
My mom said pretty much the exact same thing to me yesterday

"Nature never did betray
The Heart that Loved her."

Wow. I love being out in nature. What are the odds?!

[bulldagger]

chicken smoothie agrees with me and wants you all to buy this song

[wifi]

chicken smoothie agrees with me and wants you all to buy this song

bless u chicken smoothie dot com (◡‿◡✿)

[tatsuya suou]

I watched the whole of Hetalia: Axis Powers yesterday.
Literally the only thing I noticed was that Germany was freaking hot.

Welcome to the club.
There is no going back.

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My brother's friend is round and my brother keeps on quoting anime and his friend is so confused.

[mandalorian]

The song I'm Just Your Problem is my life
The songs Marceline sings are like the stories of my life-

[Hyrule]

This is very amusing to me.

Warning, if you have severe arachnophobia or can't handle spiders in general, do not watch this video.
Viewer discretion is advised for people with severe arachnophobia.

I've got arachnophobia, but I can handle this as it's in the computer screen and not with me in real life.
If you don't think you can handle it, do not watch it.



But yes.
I somehow find it amusing.
I can't stop replaying it.

[Wyverncult]

"Sweetheart, now that you're old enough there's something I've always wanted to tell you and I think you're ready to hear it: you're not very pretty and you're not very bright,I'm so glad we had that talk."
guys
Guys it knows
My mom said pretty much the exact same thing to me yesterday

“Every investigation which is guided by principles of Nature fixes its ultimate aim entirely on gratifying the stomach.”

What’s this about the stomach?



What’s so feminine about Ed? I understand he has long ha--no, it's not weird. Yes, I'm positive he's a male. Sideways..? No! That's his arm! His arm is made of metal! What is wrong with you people?


Everybody thinks Ed is a female when I'm drawing him.

[Marlyn]

When my Daughter gets annoyed because of how I pronounce "Cucumber"

[BassNectar]

Friend from work asked me to get 50 shades of grey and read it with her and do a little book club metting kinda thing our our break together...
This is gonna be fun, never read bdsm before ROFL