Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[deideloo]

❥'on your left'

[Max]

Im dONe

I can't decide whether to laugh or cry

[Shandelion.]

The whole Free! fan club is so upset because of episode 11, we're all flocking to the Anime and Manga club to cry.. XD

[fakeviolinz]

[9:42:58 PM] spencernoot: i found this sentence that has a different meaning depending on whichword you stress
[9:43:08 PM | Edited 9:43:24 PM] spencernoot: /I/ never said she stole my money
[9:43:19 PM] spencernoot: i NEVER said she stole my money
[9:43:30 PM] spencernoot: i never SAID she stole my money
[9:43:36 PM] spencernoot: i never said SHE stole my money
[9:43:44 PM] spencernoot: i never said she STOLE my money
[9:43:50 PM] spencernoot: i never said she stole MY money
[9:44:00 PM] spencernoot: i never said she stole my MONEY

^ i find this really amusing for an unknown reason, one of my classmates told me about this today and the last one made me laugh

[- ; bonk!]

"Sweetheart, now that you're old enough there's something I've always wanted to tell you and I think you're ready to hear it: you're not very pretty and you're not very bright,I'm so glad we had that talk."
guys
Guys it knows
My mom said pretty much the exact same thing to me yesterday

[just some guy]

It would be consistent and proper for us to join the war for democratic freedom, only if we would likewise be assured that democratic freedom in theory as well as in practice.

wow ok

[The Hunger Games]

OMG
RANDOM NAME GENERATOR
GENERATED
MY FAVORITE FOOD
ONTO A PUPPY

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"Sweetheart, now that you're old enough there's something I've always wanted to tell you and I think you're ready to hear it: you're not very pretty and you're not very bright,I'm so glad we had that talk."
guys
Guys it knows
My mom said pretty much the exact same thing to me yesterday

"Nick: Would you get back in the car?"
wat

Oh wait wait
That happened to me yesterday! I forgot my backpack in the car...
IT KNOWS O-O

Wikiquote can officially be named the most psychic stalker ever.

[Greenleaf]

I watched the whole of Hetalia: Axis Powers yesterday.
Literally the only thing I noticed was that Germany was freaking hot.

[aizome]

The soul, secured in her existence, smiles
At the drawn dagger, and defies its point.

lol wot?

[bromance]

THIS GIRL IS KILLING ME IM ALGUHNIG SO HARD
STAY IN UR LANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NEL