Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[Wyverncult]

My girlfriend died somewhere in my brain. ✪

[Queen of the Kings]

Crunchytree you so fine.
You so fine you blow my mind.

[goneleft]

Me: Where is mum
Me: she has to bring food back
Host: Kinda went slow on this drawing, considering I was talking to you XD and I just nommed pizza and now I'm gonna throw up. Why don't you just make food?
Me: Lol. Good so far! Wait why do you wanna throw up? And.. we have nothing. Wait. Maybe. Maybe.. uh lemme check
Host: Cuz pizza is awful. I don't know. I like it sometimes and hate it other times.
Me: Oh.
Me: Guess what?
Host: Whatwhat
Me: I'm making Pizza.
Me: How ironic.
Host: -rolls over and throws up- how the hell do you make pizza
Host: I'M COOKING-IMPAIRED OKAY
Me: Lmao ALRIGHT
Me: You go to the oven
Me: Makes sure nothing is in. If something is TAKE IT OUT.
Me: THEN you go to the pizza box and follow the instructions. You go to the oven and select 'bake'. Preheat it to whatever temreture it said.
Me: Then wait. And when it beeps put the pizza in for the alotted time.
Me: IS THAT HARD OR DO YOU NEED AN VISUAL APPROACH?
Host: Oh pizza box xD
Host: I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LIKE....LEGIT FROM SCRATCH
Me: Hell no,
Me: THOUGH I HAVE TRIED

This makes me laugh so hard and I do not know why.

[Queen of the Kings]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who, at night, runs down the stairs like a freaking demon is chasing me because I am terrified for no reason.

[..thunder..]

Actually, for me its running up the stairs XD Because I'm afraid of the dark

[Amy43]

Some of my friends and I pretend our stuffed animals have a personality.

I was telling one of my friends about one of my favorite stuffed animals, my frog, and how I sometimes do parodies of songs to make them frog related (like eating flies instead of fries or talking about lily pads).

Then I said she should "meet" the frog, and she thought I said "be the frog." She was like "What??"

It was so hilarious I couldn't breathe and I started crying because I was laughing so hard.

I don't know why it was so funny, but it was.

[viviyan]

I just took like 5 pictures of myself trying to balance a banana on my head.
What am I even...

[just some guy]

Then I said she should "meet" the frog, and she thought I said "be the frog." She was like "What??"

that reminds me of the one time that somebody said ''can i be your eraser'' instead of "can i borrow your eraser"

[buddha -]

[Faymutt95]

My reaction when I walk into the wrong class on the first day of school...