Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[narwhallama]

I think I just trerrified my teachers
they now probably think I'm depressed
but I'm just pessimistic.

[Starwood in Aspen]

My dad's dog just sat on my phone... and Butt Dialed my dad. crazy canine! Then my dad called back asking what I wanted. I was like What? I didn't call you. Turns out my phone was sitting open on the couch.. right where Levi sat down.

[Bittertiffany]

Enough said.

[mandalorian]

the ban homophobia on cs petition is at 413 signatures
dave i am not a homosexual

wHERE IS THIS I NEED TO SIGN IT--

I found a dirty joke in the Lego movie pppfffft

[tinygeck]

so I was playing with my dog and at one point I threw her ball, and she went and got it but instead of bringing it back she picked it up and jumped on me.
to throw her off guard I started fake crying after I threw her ball again.
Instead of going to get her ball she pressed her nose into my knee and looked at me like she was sorry
ohmygosh idk why but I found this really cute + funny

[Kiesen]

I need someone to fangirl about Tokyo Ghoul too. Damnit why does this series have to have such a small fandom.

[lemondropkitten]

It just started seriously storming over here.
I mean its like a monsoon o.O

[d.exter]

I started watching Doctor Who yesterday and I'm sitting there like,
I told myself I wouldn't like this.
I told myself I wouldn't watch this.
Darnit, I can't stop now.

But, I found out my classmate is a Whovian, so I've got that going for me.

[kierran.]

I found a random text generator online and I was too easily amused by it X'D

And this:


Spiderman dances to the beat of any song :'D

[buddha -]

\i love junko enoshima