Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[emberheart.]

That moment when your old friend appears at your school and wants nothing to do with you. Lol, whatever man! I have my friends for the year anyway cx

[Hellagia]

Good thing I'm off today!
Woke up, looked at the clock and said "a number died" for it read 140

No a number didn't die, you just slept that late. XD

[tinygeck]

thb it was more shocking than amusing xD

nope
nopenopenopenope
that isn't okay ansjendjsnwnr
definitely shocking

[wayward will]

Just... Sherlock.
If you've seen this show you'll understand.

[viviyan]

Kohaku: ....mwhat
Kohaku: whyndidmi
Kohaku: saynifmyoumdo
Kohaku: helomi ca
Kohaku: nt type
Kohaku: A,mo driun
Kohaku: am I drunk
Kouka: IM LAUGHING
Kouka: RLY HARD
Kouka: AND MY FRIEND IS QUESTIONING ME
Kohaku: TYPING??? NO
Kouka: HELLP
Kohaku: WHOOPs

I'm begging you, please don't let me online when I'm really tired and need lots of more sleep.

Edit;; Ayy I posted this at 5:55am my time. Whoa.

[E C L I P S E]

[the force awakens.]

I'm listening to the Seahawks pre game show in the background. I'm pretty sure I just heard "What team?" in the voice of Troy Bolton.
"WILDCATS!"
"What team?"
"WILDCATS!"
"WHAT TEAM?"
"WILDCATS! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"
//slowly leaves thread while I'm still somewhat sane

[Queen of the Kings]

Things like this.

[[x]]

My math teacher had a PowerPoint slide about him and there was a slide about his wife (who is also a teacher at my school) and one of the points was "She's hot" like we're only kids man that's weird

[goneleft]

Friend: "Hey do you know how to turn the AC off?"
Me: "Yea I think so.."
Friend: "Can you?"
Me: "Sure" -gets up- "But uh, don't kill me if I kill- Uh, break it."
-Halfway to the AC-
Friend: "No, stop! I can do it! Just- don't. I'll turn it off."

I can see you hold your AC very dearly.