Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[nui]

Lol, I lost my momin the super market and I panic when someone shouted "GROW UP!"

[wifi]

Showed up for my distance-learning meteorology class and the only other student that showed up had the same name as me lol

[E C L I P S E]

Lol just got this message which is creepy but also funny o.o

[Max]

It amuses me how now a days, people will hate you for anything. If you're black, white, tall, short, blonde, brunette, brown eyes, green eyes, blue eyes, what ever ethnicity or religion you are... the list goes on and on and on. Like, what do you want me to be? Air? Most people say "everyone expects you to be perfect" but i've actually seen people picked on because they were "too perfect." People are weird.

[beauty thief.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVxZXU0xPCk&list=UUPcFg7aBbaVzXoIKSNqwaww

[wishbone!]

hahahaHAHAHAHAHA oh god I have such a dirty mind
sometimes I just get ahead of myself and-
hehehhe, Rin gifs are entertaining

[corviidae]

Question to discuss:

Goodafternoon sir! Can we interest you in some...chocolate?

Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: Chocolate?
Stranger 2: CHOCOLATE?!
Stranger 1: yeah chocolate
Stranger 2: CHOCOLATE!!!!!?!?!?!?!
Stranger 1: you don't know what chocolate is ?
Stranger 2 has disconnected

[mandalorian]

^^ this is why I love omegle

[Xerneas Life]

I seem to get more homework done at home than in school. I managed to finish an 18" by 24" drawing of a dragon and a Chinese building in the 2 hours I was working on it at home than the 3 1\2 hours I was working on it at school.

[TheSonicRainboom]

*Is canoeing out to dock*
Me;; OMG SPIDER ;o;
Sister;; It's a spider *Whacks it with paddle*
Me;; BUT IT'S SOO BIIIIIIIGGGGGG...
Sister;; I whacked it off!
Me;; NO IT'S BEHIND THE POOOOLLLLEEEE
Sister;; Just get on the dock.
Me;; *Sniff* Say "Themma."
Sister;; ...Themma -.-
Me;; ...Say "I ship Themma" c,:
Sister;; ...I ship Themma...
Me;; Okay I'll get on.
Sister;; Good.
Me;; OMG THERE IT IS AAAGGGGGAAAAIIINNNNN *Dives into water and swims away*
Sister;; -.-