so i have this huge phobia of bugs
any bugs
lovebugs, ladybugs, spiders, beetles
my uncle is over
he's a big prankster, but he's always been nice to me
unfortunately, today was apparently the day that things would change
while I was taking off my cosplay wig, my family had been on the subject of bugs
when I came back outside
he cupped his hands and said, "hey, i didn't know you were afraid of ladybugs!"
and pretended to throw one on me.
thats not funny.
at all.
and then when i shoved myself past him and into my room, he tried to come up and apologize and get me to come back outside.
um, no.
first, i know that you arent actually sorry. im not that dumb. i know you were just forced to come in and apologize.
plus, you arent the apologizing type.
so, if you actually think im coming back outside anytime soon
then thats the real joke here.