Whenever im feeling sad I can always count on my cat to help. I feel alone? she climbs on my lap, I pet, she bites. I feel happy? She plays, then bites. I am crying? She licks my hair, then bites. I feel scared? She claws me, then bites. I want to carry her? bite bite bite. Of course. of the 6 in the litter I had to pick the on that thinks I am a human chew toy there only to feed her and pet her and let her bite me. And the worst part? I would never trade her for 10 million dollars because I love her and she kinda loves me...

....And she just bit me. then attacked a window..... -.-"