by Ninja Jedi » Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:36 am
Dumb laws in Louisiana wrote:A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crawfish.
Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.
It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.
Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
It is illegal to gargle in public places.
It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.
She says it’s been so long
She can’t remember when
The mention of his name
Didn’t make her feel again
That anything is possible
And every day’s a brand new start
And love’s something powerful
When it finds a willing heart.
There’s a keeper for every flame.
There was someone in his past
That he hasn’t gotten over yet
Each day is like the last
He just misses what he can’t forget
It’s just an empty space
Where something used to be
Now he guards the gate,
but he’s lost the key
So no one enters, but no one leaves
There’s a keeper for every flame.
~Keeper for Every Flame, Mary Chapin Carpenter