Things That Amuse You - Version 12

[delete,]

fever era panic.
lmao weren't they like 16

[Losers With Wifi]

Suzy: CRIME OF ALL CRIMES! Max ignores my invitation and then starts flitting about with the Activity Club!? INEXCUSABLE!
No, no, NO! They're exchanging contact information! WE SAW HIM FIRST! No, don't wave goodbye! SPIT IN THEIR FACES!!
O-oh, I get it! He's infiltrating them to do some hardcore muckraking! Yeah!
Collin: I'd shatter that sad illusion, but it's probably the only thing keeping you from blowing up his house.
Suzy: Collin, Dimitri. This betrayal demands an INVESTIGATION!!
Collin: Is this going to end with you blowing up his house?
Dimitri: This is going to end up with her blowing up his house.

Max: So, PJ. Have you been, uh... dead for long?
PJ: ...Too long.
Max: Too long? You planning to... to pass on soon?
PJ: Not my choice. Ghosts get all white n' forgetty after a while. Then they just fade away.
Max: How long is "a while?"
PJ: Well, it depe—
Max: Five years?
PJ: *gives Max odd look*
Max: My mom, she... If I could talk to-
PJ: Was hers a sudden, grisly sort of death?
Max: C-come agai—!? I mean, I gue-
PJ: GREAT!!
Max: *traumatized look*
PJ: All the more reason for your mother's phantom husk to still be taunting this torturous plane! Ha ha.

Max: I was just wondering how you felt about amphibian monsters because there is one in my house help please help.
Isabel: Easy, newbie, easy. Is it aggressive? Are you being aggressed?
Max: It has chosen to wage psychological warfare by repeatedly eating itself in front of me.

*Dad & Zoey stare at remnants of ghost battle*
Dad: OK, theory number six. In some sort of diabolic housewarming ritual, Mayview's local death cultests use an improvised splash n' slide...
...to repeatedly slam their faces...
...into the number eleven.
...Written in goat's blood.
Because eleven is a prime number. That's a math thing, Zoey, look it up. Death cultists love math.
Zoey: I don't get it.
Dad: Ha ha. You'll understand when you're smarter. *ruffles her hair*
Zoey: Don't you mean older? *Dad walks away* ...Don't you mean older?

paranatural is just

[hasu]

i AM SO CUTE oMG

[wayward will]

I love this script I'm writing xD

“Oh, nothin’ much. Just killing our beds. I swear, I saw them move.”

Where did I even come up with that? xD

[xanthei]

EHHHHHHHH

[wayward will]

EHHHHHHHH

That is bizarre

[xanthei]

EHHHHHHHH

That is bizarre

Very...

//hides//

I really regret looking up 'creepy' on google...

[WilloweWolf]

I can't... breathe:

[nyacinth]

"Knock knock"
"...Who's there?"
"Mami"
"Mami who?"
"Exactly"

[Fork]

EHHHHHHHH

me in the morning