Things That Amuse You - Version 12

[Zah'raji]

Me and my friend made a few words:
Shaggah
Used in haha
ex: Hahahahahahah shaggah!

Phoo
basically 'oh poo' but actually is pronounced "foo'

and more i cant even remember haha

[Kodabomb]

Dad: I found the cat in the playroom near the computer.
Me: She goes on Facebook. Blogging about funny human videos. Humans falling off cabinets, humans climbing walls,
Mum: Humans falling into fishbowls,
Me: Fat humans rolling down stairs.... Hashtag,
Sister: Hashtag Grumpy Human
Me: Hashtag funny human
Mum: Hashtag cheezeburger human
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Mum: How do you turn Siri on?
Sister: *presses button*
Mum: OH!
Me: Hashtag stupid human.

Edit: OMG I just found this and idk why but I cannot

[orpheus.]

there was a song on the radio...
sung by a chicken.

[P o m]

Merlin is literally taking over my life.

I started in Sunday night.

The next episode I have to watch is season 3 episode 4.

I literally watched 13 episodes yesterday.

I'M NOT ASHAMED.

[vicasterology]

xD At dance we were doing a show and we couldn't get in and the teacher's daughter was annoying her and she said this,
"I am gonna smack the living--" and then the door opened xD

[tresme]

So I walked around school today in cat ears. ^__^ Oh the things I do for lolz.

I wear a fox tail everyday to school.

[wayward will]

So I walked around school today in cat ears. ^__^ Oh the things I do for lolz.

I wear a fox tail everyday to school.

I don't go to school ^u^

[orpheus.]

So I walked around school today in cat ears. ^__^ Oh the things I do for lolz.

I wear a fox tail everyday to school.

I don't go to school ^u^

Same here. oAo

[synthwave]

I don't go to school ^u^

same here. c:

[WilloweWolf]

The power goes out, and the internet is wonderful. the powr comes on, and the internet is crap.