Those creepy signature lists where people say they have met or want to meet staff members/popular members.
The fact that CA is acting up, and it's doing that funny thing on my computer where it blocks all Internet access. ALL of it. You have to uninstall it then because Parental Controls, even though they're not installed, glitched up. Huh???
And the thing with my friends. Yeah, you. I'm talking to you, "friend"! You are always jealous of me and try to take my friends away. I have no idea why. I try to get rid of you but you annoy me and spam my inbox with messages, then text me at all hours of the day, expecting me to reply. I USED UP MY TEXTING PLAN FOR THE MONTH; I WILL RUN OUT OF MONEY IF I HAVE TO KEEP REPLYING TO YOU!!!
I want to get back together with my friend and reconcile the friendship that YOU ruined by talking to me and then having her misunderstand. I was devastated; she was my only friend at the time! I realize I was stupid, but I kept trying to make her realize that I was not talking to you because I wanted to! D:< I got SICK for a few days, for God's sakes!!!
I want to get back together with HER, and not YOU. Sure, we hang out together sometimes, but ONLY WHEN SHE'S THERE!!! We have nothing in common! You are an idiot who refuses to see sense when I try to explain what you're doing wrong!!! Stop texting me and asking me to hang out! I went to your house, ONCE, to see your new netbook! I don't want to hang out with you anymore! D:<